Carry the couch outside. Win/win!

So do you guys jump onto card tables before the match? I think you should — don’t let those Bills fans have all the fun!

DH — are there any managers left who know how to do a double shift?

6. Other: Miggy (I can’t help it, I still miss him.)

The Mariners made some serious moves! I also enjoyed the Twins "let's just trade the whole team and see what we end up with" approach.

The owner refuses to spend money and the general manager is incapable of finding talent. It's a sad situation for a storied franchise.

As "that person" (the one who gets dozens of big bites when no one else gets any) my advice is: hose yourself down with mosquito repellent. Nothing else is worth the money or the effort. So, spray: si; other stuff: non.

I was sitting near the rear of the plane and looked up to see retired Cincinnati Reds catcher Johnny Bench board and take his seat near the front.

The way you caught the light reflecting off the trophy…I’m speechless.

NBA: Nuggets
NFL: Eagles
NHL: Penguins
MLB: Pirates
EPL: Newcastle United
Other soccer: USWNT
Motorsport: NASCAR