magi processioner
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in perpetual procession, has a cool cat
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People should hate conservatives more imo
The only stunning part about this is that a significant portion of the American electorate appeared to forget that trump was president from 2017-2021 when they voted in November 2024.
Trump is continuing to record “horrendous” polling numbers on the key voter issue of healthcare.
CNN Data Guru Stunned by Trump’s ‘Horrendous’ Disapproval Rating on Major Issue
Harry Enten shows how healthcare is becoming “awful politics” for Republicans.
trib.al
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The only stunning part about this is that a significant portion of the American electorate appeared to forget that trump was president from 2017-2021 when they voted in November 2024.
My advice for this guy: (1) keep doing exactly what you’re doing and (2) grow a beard.
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My advice for this guy: (1) keep doing exactly what you’re doing and (2) grow a beard.
What else to say but👇
Don’t be surprised! Hawley has fiscally liberal instincts on various issues and isn’t much of a stranger to bucking his party.
Hawley crossing over is throwing me for a loop
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What else to say but👇
“Famous 9th Cir Judge Jay Bybee (yes, that Jay Bybee)…”
JUST IN: Famous 9th Cir Judge Jay Bybee (GWBush) pens 64-page opinion on how Constitution's 'domestic violence' clause may block Trump deployment of National Guard in OR. Judge Eric Tung's (Trump) insulting response: 'A great labor producing a mouse.' Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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www.documentcloud.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Famous 9th Cir Judge Jay Bybee (yes, that Jay Bybee)…”
Roberts then says there are no judicially manageable standards after being presented with multiple options, before arguing that the issue can be addressed through means that have failed or he views as unconstitutional and, in any event, wouldn’t resolve the underlying political process failure
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Roberts then says there are no judicially manageable standards after being presented with multiple options, before arguing that the issue can be addressed through means that have failed or he views as unconstitutional and, in any event, wouldn’t resolve the underlying political process failure
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It’s funny that the NYT’s latest “voters weigh in on X” feature includes a guy with the stereotypical conservative behind-the-wheel-in-sunglasses selfie who says exactly what you expect him to say.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s funny that the NYT’s latest “voters weigh in on X” feature includes a guy with the stereotypical conservative behind-the-wheel-in-sunglasses selfie who says exactly what you expect him to say.
Any mea culpas from the restraint crowd now that trump is ordering extrajudicial murders by military strike off the coast of South America?
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Any mea culpas from the restraint crowd now that trump is ordering extrajudicial murders by military strike off the coast of South America?
Weapons…not what I was expecting
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Weapons…not what I was expecting
I guess trump forgot both that “Canada got caught cheating on a commercial” and that “that’s dirty pool and you can’t do that.”
Trump: "We've had a tremendous relationship, working relationship, with Canada"
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I guess trump forgot both that “Canada got caught cheating on a commercial” and that “that’s dirty pool and you can’t do that.”
I don’t think that candidate age was the most important issue to the American electorate in 2024.
President Trump appeared to be fighting sleep on Tuesday during a cabinet meeting at the White House, closing his eyes and at times seeming to nod off, after he criticized media coverage about him facing the realities of aging in office.
Read more: nyti.ms/4asjEzw
Read more: nyti.ms/4asjEzw
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I don’t think that candidate age was the most important issue to the American electorate in 2024.
Another day, another corrupt pardon by trump for a convicted fraudster.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Another day, another corrupt pardon by trump for a convicted fraudster.
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I’m thankful for opposing counsel, who insisted that that our trial begin the Monday after Thanksgiving, so that I get to work throughout the 4-day weekend instead of cooking and spending time with friends and family 🙏🙏🙏
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m thankful for opposing counsel, who insisted that that our trial begin the Monday after Thanksgiving, so that I get to work throughout the 4-day weekend instead of cooking and spending time with friends and family 🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: home cooked meal healthy, experts say
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
BREAKING: home cooked meal healthy, experts say
Believe it or not but candidate age was the biggest issue of the 2024 presidential election for period of time, and the media did not focus on the winning candidate, seen falling asleep at a meeting in the video below, even though he was significantly older than his opponent.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Believe it or not but candidate age was the biggest issue of the 2024 presidential election for period of time, and the media did not focus on the winning candidate, seen falling asleep at a meeting in the video below, even though he was significantly older than his opponent.
[witkoff talking to the Russian diplomats, while rubbing his thumb over his index and middle fingers in the the universal gesture for paying money]: president trump has read about the transfer of Ukrainian children in great detail and cares very deeply that everyone be reunited with their families.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[witkoff talking to the Russian diplomats, while rubbing his thumb over his index and middle fingers in the the universal gesture for paying money]: president trump has read about the transfer of Ukrainian children in great detail and cares very deeply that everyone be reunited with their families.
We’re so close to fulfilling the prophecy of George W. Bush but stupider
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We’re so close to fulfilling the prophecy of George W. Bush but stupider
L, and they’re saying this more and more these days, MAO
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
L, and they’re saying this more and more these days, MAO
So trump is trying to revive the film franchise that starred an actor who appears on the Epstein flight logs shortly after Congress passed a law ordering the release of the Epstein files? Ok…
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So trump is trying to revive the film franchise that starred an actor who appears on the Epstein flight logs shortly after Congress passed a law ordering the release of the Epstein files? Ok…
Have you been looking for the most tedious, least substantive angle on trump’s war against American universities? The New York Times has you covered:
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Have you been looking for the most tedious, least substantive angle on trump’s war against American universities? The New York Times has you covered:
It’s pretty remarkable that news that donald trump (currently the U.S. president) once wrote a birthday card to the world’s most notorious pedophile that effectively reads “I know you are a pedophile and I am one too”—and we’ve seen the card itself—hasn’t received nonstop coverage since it broke.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s pretty remarkable that news that donald trump (currently the U.S. president) once wrote a birthday card to the world’s most notorious pedophile that effectively reads “I know you are a pedophile and I am one too”—and we’ve seen the card itself—hasn’t received nonstop coverage since it broke.
If we’re not going to shut down Yale, can we at least pass a law requiring Yale law graduates to actually practice law? It would not solve all our problems, but it might minimize some of the damage.
“For Europeans, the alarm went off when a new player was introduced to the scene: US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, a close friend of JD Vance going back to their days at Yale Law School.” www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Secret US-Russia Talks Led to Peace Plan That Blindsided Ukraine
The controversial 28-point plan dropped suddenly by the Trump administration to Ukraine as a take-it-or-leave it proposition mere days ago was mostly the result of several weeks of negotiations behind...
www.bloomberg.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If we’re not going to shut down Yale, can we at least pass a law requiring Yale law graduates to actually practice law? It would not solve all our problems, but it might minimize some of the damage.
Don’t it make you want to rock and roll
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Don’t it make you want to rock and roll
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio