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People should hate conservatives more imo
magiprocessioner.bsky.social
I like when snow melts after a big storm and you can see all of the dog shit that people decided they didn’t need to pick up for some reason
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Lmao Yamamoto gave up a lead off homer on the first pitch then went for nine innings, two hits, and no runs.
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First pitch home run always seems so demoralizing
magiprocessioner.bsky.social
How did freeman get a double there?
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First pitch home run always seems so demoralizing
magiprocessioner.bsky.social
Man, I’m listening to Anthony Kennedy on @pbsnews.org and good lord he is dumb. What a piece of shit.
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The universe continues to disappoint
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Astead Herndon spent five months reporting this profile on Zohran Mamdani so he wouldn’t have to answer any questions about why he stopped reporting on candidate age after Biden dropped out.
nytimes.com
In the lead up to Election Day, Zohran Mamdani has engaged in a second primary of sorts, meeting quietly with New York City power brokers to consolidate support and box out his main rivals. Here’s the inside story of his rise. nyti.ms/3WCHy37
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Republicans’ message to American voters in 2026: hope you like chicory
theatlantic.com
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
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The acting U.S. attorney who rightly resigned rather than be a party to trump’s corrupt effort to drop the criminal charges against Eric Adams is now a fellow at the Manhattan institute who has written an oped criticizing nyu law for cancelling an fedsoc event with Ilya Shapiro lmao
nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Security concerns, real or fabricated, arise when a speaker promises to buck campus orthodoxy,” writes Danielle Sassoon. “That is precisely when universities need to stand up for debate.”
Opinion | Law Schools Are Using Security Concerns to Silence Speech
A principle is hollow if it’s not defended under pressure.
nyti.ms
magiprocessioner.bsky.social
Guy who hates Netanyahu and got him sign the cease fire by being mean to him 👇
adamjschwarz.bsky.social
Trump calls on the Israeli President to pardon Benjamin Netanyahu:

"Cigars and champagne - who the hell cares about it?"

Netanyahu is currently on trial for bribery, fraud, and breach of trust, including allegedly accepting 700,000 shekels (approx. $210,000) worth of luxury goods in bribes.
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It was so nice of donald trump to send me a check with his name on it during the pandemic too
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This is making me revise my rule that if you’re joining in the majority judgment, you should always write a concurrence to create the possibility that your doctrinal approach/pet theory becomes the law down the line: write a concurrence only if the majority issues a written opinion.
magiprocessioner.bsky.social
Malala’s Nobel didn’t result in long-term gender equality in Pakistan and Lech Walesa’s win may or may not have contributed to the fall of communism. Also, Aung San Suu Kyi facilitated a genocide. Lots of criticism to go around.
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It’s like they didn’t even try smh
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Six spinoffs?! You sort of need to respect it at some point.
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I can’t believe they’re still doing “the left-leaning candidate is the democratic trump” comparisons
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[fox mlb producer]: please find the craziest looking fan in the stadium
[camera guy]: you got it boss
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Not even a Vance presidency will diminish my enjoyment of trump’s death
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We must end the age of appellate judges
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I just had to correct my neighbor about Clinton’s deplorables remark from 2016. The media is bad.
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Personally, I’d lead with this stuff about how this is a highly irregular, corrupt and vindictive prosecution, but I’m not a bootlicker
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Oh no pam bondi traumatic backstory incoming lol