Sam Henderson
@magicwhistle.bsky.social
I've left Twixter now that it's become a wretched hive of scum and villainy and will hopefully build it back better here. Weather and sports every half hour. Sometimes I draw cartoons. I/me.
I knew MAGA was losing supporters, but who knew Ben Garrison would become a Socialist Democrat?
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I knew MAGA was losing supporters, but who knew Ben Garrison would become a Socialist Democrat?
It took only ten years for Megyn Kelly to be offended by the 'her whatever' comment to saying "there's a difference between 5 and 15". Since ten's in between, she must consider that the right age.
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It took only ten years for Megyn Kelly to be offended by the 'her whatever' comment to saying "there's a difference between 5 and 15". Since ten's in between, she must consider that the right age.
More things on EBay, none of them have the A.I.s in them, also stuff left over from the last two weeks. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
More things on EBay, none of them have the A.I.s in them, also stuff left over from the last two weeks. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Lest I forget. More #ebay things as well as stuff from last week. I still have my rule that I sell things if I haven't looked at them in 20 years.
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lest I forget. More #ebay things as well as stuff from last week. I still have my rule that I sell things if I haven't looked at them in 20 years.
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
11/7/2020- Fifth anniversary
NEVER FORGET!!!!
NEVER FORGET!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
11/7/2020- Fifth anniversary
NEVER FORGET!!!!
NEVER FORGET!!!!
What? Zohran never heard 'New York State of Mind'? Doesn't everyone know a politician working on the price of a city's rent and the efficiency of its transportation is determined by how well he knows songs from 15 years before he was born?
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What? Zohran never heard 'New York State of Mind'? Doesn't everyone know a politician working on the price of a city's rent and the efficiency of its transportation is determined by how well he knows songs from 15 years before he was born?
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
If I were any good at Photoshop, I'd make a picture of Vance leading a "train" on Kirk's neck-wound with other Republican politicians waiting on line while his 'grieving' widow cheers them on but it's just as well b/c if I posted it I'd be kicked of all social networks.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If I were any good at Photoshop, I'd make a picture of Vance leading a "train" on Kirk's neck-wound with other Republican politicians waiting on line while his 'grieving' widow cheers them on but it's just as well b/c if I posted it I'd be kicked of all social networks.
Possibly against better judgement, I've started selling things on eBay again. Who knows what the economy is like day to day now but we'll see.
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Possibly against better judgement, I've started selling things on eBay again. Who knows what the economy is like day to day now but we'll see.
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
The Pennsylvania Avenue HOA will be really pissed when they hear about this.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Pennsylvania Avenue HOA will be really pissed when they hear about this.
Re: George Soros conspiracy-if they agree that money=people, why are they complaining about paid protestors?
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Re: George Soros conspiracy-if they agree that money=people, why are they complaining about paid protestors?
Sorry for hyping this yet again, but this may be your last chance before the protest next Saturday. Don't worry if the date on your tracking is later, they just say that so people won't call to complain.
No Faux King Way! by magic-whistle
How we'll react if he comes to our town.
www.teepublic.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sorry for hyping this yet again, but this may be your last chance before the protest next Saturday. Don't worry if the date on your tracking is later, they just say that so people won't call to complain.
In case you didn't see last week, shirts available at www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... in time for the next No Kings protest on Saturday the 18th. I think even a tapestry to make your own sign. And once you get it, send a picture of yourself wearing it to advertise it more in time for next week.
No Faux King Way! by magic-whistle
How we'll react if he comes to our town.
www.teepublic.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In case you didn't see last week, shirts available at www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... in time for the next No Kings protest on Saturday the 18th. I think even a tapestry to make your own sign. And once you get it, send a picture of yourself wearing it to advertise it more in time for next week.
If she or any ICE agent pees outside, they'll get arrested for indecent exposure and legally have to knock on the doors of every neighborhood they go to to tell the residents that they're sex offenders.
ICE Barbie Moans About Agents’ Lunch Options in Chicago
Noem said ICE agents are in need of some bathroom and lunch breaks.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If she or any ICE agent pees outside, they'll get arrested for indecent exposure and legally have to knock on the doors of every neighborhood they go to to tell the residents that they're sex offenders.
project2025.net and project2025.edu seem to be available. You didn't hear it from me.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
project2025.net and project2025.edu seem to be available. You didn't hear it from me.
Cities invaded by ICE need redneck sheriffs like in 80s teen movies:
"I'm afraid drivers of vehicles with broken tail lights in our city have to spend a night in jail"
"What are you talking about? My van's perfectly fine."
(Sheriff smashes van's tail lights)
"Well, you do now!"
"I'm afraid drivers of vehicles with broken tail lights in our city have to spend a night in jail"
"What are you talking about? My van's perfectly fine."
(Sheriff smashes van's tail lights)
"Well, you do now!"
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Cities invaded by ICE need redneck sheriffs like in 80s teen movies:
"I'm afraid drivers of vehicles with broken tail lights in our city have to spend a night in jail"
"What are you talking about? My van's perfectly fine."
(Sheriff smashes van's tail lights)
"Well, you do now!"
"I'm afraid drivers of vehicles with broken tail lights in our city have to spend a night in jail"
"What are you talking about? My van's perfectly fine."
(Sheriff smashes van's tail lights)
"Well, you do now!"
If you went back in time and told me the Human Torch wanted to fuck the Silver Surfer I would have said you were crazy.
October 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you went back in time and told me the Human Torch wanted to fuck the Silver Surfer I would have said you were crazy.
I watched this GUTFELD! talk show the other day, despite my thesis that he's possibly the least funny comedian ever and I couldn't get through the first half. His show's supposed to be the conservative "answer" to Stewart, Colbert, etc. 1 of 5
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I watched this GUTFELD! talk show the other day, despite my thesis that he's possibly the least funny comedian ever and I couldn't get through the first half. His show's supposed to be the conservative "answer" to Stewart, Colbert, etc. 1 of 5
Clues you're old #703: Marge Simpson tells her daughter about how she watched DAWSON'S CREEK growing up.
September 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Clues you're old #703: Marge Simpson tells her daughter about how she watched DAWSON'S CREEK growing up.
You're going to the No Kings protest in your area on 10-18, right? You should go wearing this shirt www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098...
Other merch available too. If you photograph yourself wearing it and send it to me I will post it here. And if you don't order the shirt it means you hate democracy.
Other merch available too. If you photograph yourself wearing it and send it to me I will post it here. And if you don't order the shirt it means you hate democracy.
No Faux King Way! by magic-whistle
How we'll react if he comes to our town.
www.teepublic.com
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You're going to the No Kings protest in your area on 10-18, right? You should go wearing this shirt www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098...
Other merch available too. If you photograph yourself wearing it and send it to me I will post it here. And if you don't order the shirt it means you hate democracy.
Other merch available too. If you photograph yourself wearing it and send it to me I will post it here. And if you don't order the shirt it means you hate democracy.
Guys that were picked on in high school are taking it out on the rest of us and somehow they got the kids who picked on them to help them do it.
September 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Guys that were picked on in high school are taking it out on the rest of us and somehow they got the kids who picked on them to help them do it.
I forgot to mark the rapture on my calendar the other day. I guess I'm going to hell.
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I forgot to mark the rapture on my calendar the other day. I guess I'm going to hell.
I was going through a friend's comics that I'm helping him sell. Lots of old school UGs, Fantagraphics collections, French albums, and...hello. what's this? Hard to stump me, but never heard of this. Looking at the bylines, if you disapprove of this, it means you don't support women in comics.
September 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I was going through a friend's comics that I'm helping him sell. Lots of old school UGs, Fantagraphics collections, French albums, and...hello. what's this? Hard to stump me, but never heard of this. Looking at the bylines, if you disapprove of this, it means you don't support women in comics.
"ANTI-ICE" is this generation's "ACID IS GROOVY, KILL THE PIGS"
September 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"ANTI-ICE" is this generation's "ACID IS GROOVY, KILL THE PIGS"