Sam Henderson
@magicwhistle.bsky.social
I've left Twixter now that it's become a wretched hive of scum and villainy and will hopefully build it back better here. Weather and sports every half hour. Sometimes I draw cartoons. I/me.
More things I don't need anymore but YOU do www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
More things I don't need anymore but YOU do www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Next week's Antifa meeting has been postponed from Tuesday at 2pm to Wednesday at 11am. There will be pizza in the break room.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Next week's Antifa meeting has been postponed from Tuesday at 2pm to Wednesday at 11am. There will be pizza in the break room.
Is there any low these guys can't go?
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Is there any low these guys can't go?
Grifters gonna grift.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Grifters gonna grift.
Everyone talks about the racist relative on Thanksgiving. I've never heard of anyone having to deal with one on any holiday. Do all families REALLY have dinner with one every year or is it just a punchline by comedians?
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Everyone talks about the racist relative on Thanksgiving. I've never heard of anyone having to deal with one on any holiday. Do all families REALLY have dinner with one every year or is it just a punchline by comedians?
Every Thursday I put a few more things up on eBay. It's a holiday, I do it in alphabetical order, things are more expensive than usual this week, things won't recover until 2050 but here we are. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... This includes stuff from previous weeks.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every Thursday I put a few more things up on eBay. It's a holiday, I do it in alphabetical order, things are more expensive than usual this week, things won't recover until 2050 but here we are. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... This includes stuff from previous weeks.
Remember a few years ago when everyone was doing Simpsons avatars of themselves? Now it's time for everyone to Maralagolize themselves.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember a few years ago when everyone was doing Simpsons avatars of themselves? Now it's time for everyone to Maralagolize themselves.
You see, all the terrible things he's been doing all year, that was just a character. He was making fun of someone who'd do that.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You see, all the terrible things he's been doing all year, that was just a character. He was making fun of someone who'd do that.
More new things on Ebay www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
More new things on Ebay www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
I really don't think Trump's been trying to suppress anything illegal in the Epstein files. If we learned anything about him in ten years, it's that he has no shame. He is trying to prevent them from being seen, but I think it's because of something embarrassing like he cried once or fell down.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I really don't think Trump's been trying to suppress anything illegal in the Epstein files. If we learned anything about him in ten years, it's that he has no shame. He is trying to prevent them from being seen, but I think it's because of something embarrassing like he cried once or fell down.
Twenty four years ago I worked on a live-action episode of Spongebob where Patchy the Pirate felt betrayed by SB, so he threw a roomful of SB posters and merch away. This is a parallel to MAGA becoming increasingly disillusioned.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Twenty four years ago I worked on a live-action episode of Spongebob where Patchy the Pirate felt betrayed by SB, so he threw a roomful of SB posters and merch away. This is a parallel to MAGA becoming increasingly disillusioned.
I knew MAGA was losing supporters, but who knew Ben Garrison would become a Socialist Democrat?
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I knew MAGA was losing supporters, but who knew Ben Garrison would become a Socialist Democrat?
It took only ten years for Megyn Kelly to be offended by the 'her whatever' comment to saying "there's a difference between 5 and 15". Since ten's in between, she must consider that the right age.
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It took only ten years for Megyn Kelly to be offended by the 'her whatever' comment to saying "there's a difference between 5 and 15". Since ten's in between, she must consider that the right age.
More things on EBay, none of them have the A.I.s in them, also stuff left over from the last two weeks. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
More things on EBay, none of them have the A.I.s in them, also stuff left over from the last two weeks. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Lest I forget. More #ebay things as well as stuff from last week. I still have my rule that I sell things if I haven't looked at them in 20 years.
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lest I forget. More #ebay things as well as stuff from last week. I still have my rule that I sell things if I haven't looked at them in 20 years.
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
11/7/2020- Fifth anniversary
NEVER FORGET!!!!
NEVER FORGET!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
11/7/2020- Fifth anniversary
NEVER FORGET!!!!
NEVER FORGET!!!!
What? Zohran never heard 'New York State of Mind'? Doesn't everyone know a politician working on the price of a city's rent and the efficiency of its transportation is determined by how well he knows songs from 15 years before he was born?
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What? Zohran never heard 'New York State of Mind'? Doesn't everyone know a politician working on the price of a city's rent and the efficiency of its transportation is determined by how well he knows songs from 15 years before he was born?
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
I'm outraged even though I live 90 miles away.
If I were any good at Photoshop, I'd make a picture of Vance leading a "train" on Kirk's neck-wound with other Republican politicians waiting on line while his 'grieving' widow cheers them on but it's just as well b/c if I posted it I'd be kicked of all social networks.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If I were any good at Photoshop, I'd make a picture of Vance leading a "train" on Kirk's neck-wound with other Republican politicians waiting on line while his 'grieving' widow cheers them on but it's just as well b/c if I posted it I'd be kicked of all social networks.
Possibly against better judgement, I've started selling things on eBay again. Who knows what the economy is like day to day now but we'll see.
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Possibly against better judgement, I've started selling things on eBay again. Who knows what the economy is like day to day now but we'll see.
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
The Pennsylvania Avenue HOA will be really pissed when they hear about this.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Pennsylvania Avenue HOA will be really pissed when they hear about this.
Re: George Soros conspiracy-if they agree that money=people, why are they complaining about paid protestors?
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Re: George Soros conspiracy-if they agree that money=people, why are they complaining about paid protestors?
Sorry for hyping this yet again, but this may be your last chance before the protest next Saturday. Don't worry if the date on your tracking is later, they just say that so people won't call to complain.
No Faux King Way! by magic-whistle
How we'll react if he comes to our town.
www.teepublic.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sorry for hyping this yet again, but this may be your last chance before the protest next Saturday. Don't worry if the date on your tracking is later, they just say that so people won't call to complain.
In case you didn't see last week, shirts available at www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... in time for the next No Kings protest on Saturday the 18th. I think even a tapestry to make your own sign. And once you get it, send a picture of yourself wearing it to advertise it more in time for next week.
No Faux King Way! by magic-whistle
How we'll react if he comes to our town.
www.teepublic.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In case you didn't see last week, shirts available at www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... in time for the next No Kings protest on Saturday the 18th. I think even a tapestry to make your own sign. And once you get it, send a picture of yourself wearing it to advertise it more in time for next week.