Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
social media now is just: “this photo goes so hard”
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
social media now is just: “this photo goes so hard”
why are you not eating pickle jello this morning? it’s delicioso!
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
why are you not eating pickle jello this morning? it’s delicioso!
putting this out there for anyone to use
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
putting this out there for anyone to use
mugshot maggie
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
mugshot maggie
hello, 1303 followers
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
hello, 1303 followers
undermining our capitalist overlords aka working from home aka i’ll work when i’m in the mood today
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
undermining our capitalist overlords aka working from home aka i’ll work when i’m in the mood today
when dude on social media asks me if the vikings should use a hybridized scheme that fuses wide-zone run geometry, modular pass concepts, and a quasi-scientific exploitation of the Bears’ pattern-matching rules.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
when dude on social media asks me if the vikings should use a hybridized scheme that fuses wide-zone run geometry, modular pass concepts, and a quasi-scientific exploitation of the Bears’ pattern-matching rules.
getting started early
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
getting started early
Stoner is *meh*
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Stoner is *meh*
it’s friday morning, get your double expresso on
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
it’s friday morning, get your double expresso on
thursday morning vibe
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
thursday morning vibe
northern lights are boycotting Longfellow tonight 🤷♀️
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
northern lights are boycotting Longfellow tonight 🤷♀️
still thinking about this
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
still thinking about this
If you’re a guy in your 20’s,
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If you’re a guy in your 20’s,
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
heading to the twin cities book festival
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
heading to the twin cities book festival
