Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
putting this out there for anyone to use
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
putting this out there for anyone to use
old dutch energy
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
old dutch energy
this girl got no degrees 😢
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this girl got no degrees 😢
someone needs to put out an album titled Blubber Soul
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
someone needs to put out an album titled Blubber Soul
there’s Florida Death Metal but you don’t hear much about Connecticut Death Metal
An exclusive excerpt from a new memoir on death metal pioneer Chuck Schuldiner explores how the beginnings of Florida death metal took place a stone's throw from the Most Magical Place on Earth.
How Florida Death Metal Was Born in Sunny Orlando
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
there’s Florida Death Metal but you don’t hear much about Connecticut Death Metal
mugshot maggie
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
mugshot maggie
sisters named Twyla and Zona
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a striped curtain and says this is the twilight zone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a striped curtain and says this is the twilight zone
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
sisters named Twyla and Zona
hello, 1303 followers
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
hello, 1303 followers
i am ride or die with mister jj mccartney!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i am ride or die with mister jj mccartney!
i think i could play in the nfl
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i think i could play in the nfl
undermining our capitalist overlords aka working from home aka i’ll work when i’m in the mood today
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
undermining our capitalist overlords aka working from home aka i’ll work when i’m in the mood today
i don’t respond to “may i meet you” but i do respond to "aymay Iway eetmay ouyay"
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i don’t respond to “may i meet you” but i do respond to "aymay Iway eetmay ouyay"
at 1300 followers, i’ll post shoulder
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
at 1300 followers, i’ll post shoulder
ok, wait, the vikings coaches are named KFC and Flo??
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ok, wait, the vikings coaches are named KFC and Flo??
when dude on social media asks me if the vikings should use a hybridized scheme that fuses wide-zone run geometry, modular pass concepts, and a quasi-scientific exploitation of the Bears’ pattern-matching rules.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
when dude on social media asks me if the vikings should use a hybridized scheme that fuses wide-zone run geometry, modular pass concepts, and a quasi-scientific exploitation of the Bears’ pattern-matching rules.
rock on, mister jj mccartney!
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
rock on, mister jj mccartney!
maybe Frankenstein *was* the real monster 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
maybe Frankenstein *was* the real monster 🤔
we lost something when guys like walter matthau stopped getting cast in romcoms
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
we lost something when guys like walter matthau stopped getting cast in romcoms
dua lipa faith? is that anything?
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
dua lipa faith? is that anything?
new band name: bent affleck?
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
new band name: bent affleck?