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I used to be in a cover band……
Spring is around here somewhere, dad……

We’ll sniff it out !!
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social ?????

Hey, @nostra.bsky.social….. Dave got caught sucking chicken butt again.
v Bělorusku objevili podnik, kde připravují kurachino – cappuccino přímo v grilované slepici. 🔗↗️
https://xcancel.com/Lazikkkk/status/2021983731423264966
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Guys, I tried to string her along, but she deleted her account.
Too bad.
We had a real connection.
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I have been named in the X Files.

I may or may not have been involved in some anal probing which involves some “higher up elites”…… if you know what I mean.

It was consensual.

When I said:

“Boy…. you got a purty mouth”

they never complained.
Everyone who is in the Epstein Files knows that they are in the Epstein Files.
They aren’t shocked by their names being there.
They are shocked that they may have to face consequences for their crimes.
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Dead Pedo Besties was our Dropkick Murphy’s cover band.

We were wicked….

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-dead-p...
the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse
there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating
www.jefftiedrich.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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You can lead a bird in the bush to water, but you can’t make him poke a pig with a 10ft pole.
I think.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Hoo-Haw ???
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I remember when you died………..
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Ummmm….. dad…….

It’s right fucking there !!!

(My breakfast isn’t done cooking yet.)
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
@savage34.bsky.social

That’s what the Canucks need on their roster….. a goon.

#1stRoundDraftPick
#BottomOfTheLeague
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 AM
@savage34.bsky.social

Toronto fans:

“Awesome!! We play these losers tonight!”

Vancouver fans:

“Awesome!! We play these losers tonight!”

Everyone watching the game so far:
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February 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
@savage34.bsky.social

We selling…………

Watch out if your name ends in:

“…..etterson.”
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
@savage34.bsky.social

We have them right where we want them.

#WatchOut

#FuckMe

#Losers
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Ruff day………
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
How set are your opinions on being bummed ?
Told you I couldn't be arsed.
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The dogs…… being adventurous…..
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Happy Moose Year !!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
@savage34.bsky.social

THE DUCKS HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THAT PETTERSON ??????
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January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
6 o’clock in the morning on Boxing Day……. having turkey, mashed potatoes n’ gravy for breakfast.

If only there was some hockey to watch today, eh?

#WorldJrs
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December 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oh…… Mary….. Mary….. Mary.

#ShouldHaveSwallowed
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@savage34.bsky.social

Merry Christmas, you people……
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I just realized the wife has a Brokeback Mountain Elf display with her Christmas decorations…….
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM