Watching the #TexasVsASU game at an Austin airport bar is a wild experience. Hearing an entire airport groan in disbelief at the same time is crazy #CFBPlayoffs

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Thankful for another Packers win #happythanksgiving

Matt LaFleur’s Packers ARE STILL undefeated on holidays. 😉

Get Jordan his turkey leg!!!!

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

GO PACK GO!!! 💚🧀💚🧀

3 for 3 in the red zone so far today is music to ears #gopackgo

Xavier McKinney with his 7th pick of the year for the Packers!

📺: #SFvsGB on FOX
📱: atnfl.co/watch

Stopped by multiple places to get my headlight changed. Nobody could take me before December so I just did it myself. Only took a few hours, a scratched up arm and a frustrated scream here or there, but I am extremely proud of myself!

Sometimes you just need to take a half day off of work, go home, change into sweats, and make cookies. It's called self care

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.