I think it's like dried lava. The second you pierce that skin, it's a Velveeta orange brighter than a thousand suns

Guy who brought mild white chicken chili sob-yelling, "DEI BULLSHIT" when you inevitably win

They have caps lock on and are actually using shift for every character except the first

I'm a day-old split pea soup man when it comes to winter slop, but can't really argue too much

Guarantee you even he has no idea. Couldn't replicate the clicks that made it happen even if he tried

Have you seen the penis, then?

Groomsman I was in a wedding with knocked back a 100mg gummy before the ceremony against our warnings. Ended up walking out in the middle of the ceremony lol

I always wonder what the ten minutes before the decision to walk out had to be like. Massive green out on stage in front of 150 people lmao

"Nobody cares about islands less than me. Many people are saying I care the most less, you could say"

Late to the party, but:

I could probably deal with everything a lot better if I was swimming around while doing it, honestly

Imagine hearing that you're sentenced to life with no parole and your first thought is, "This might be my last opportunity to fulfill my lifelong dream of beating up a cop, better seize it"

Getting convicted of murder, immediately beating the shit out of the closest cop on hand, then getting your conviction overturned but having to stay in jail for beating up the cop is some wild shit

Wherever you'd normally want them. Intra-bun layers stay the same, only the bun slices flip flop.

Bigger top of bun gives a more solid base to the burger, less likely to soak through with grease/condiments

I live my life trying to maintain a 0.0 WAR. Head down, not worth focusing on, not worth replacing. The sweet spot.

I wonder if anyone's tried mining Bitcoin with a network of, like, hacked toasters lol

Are you telling me I soon won't be able to spend six thousand dollars on a refrigerator to have a small, fogged up camera inside my vegetable drawer so I can pay a $15/month subscription fee to see if I'm low on lettuce from the living room?!

That "likely falls" is really doing some work