jacob
madp0e7ix.com
jacob
@madp0e7ix.com
Showing the kids the classics
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Looking at cuckoo clock repair manuals and Amazon has one in audiobook format. Which is the funniest possible format for a 500 page clock repair manual.
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Late to the party, but:
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Smells like cabbage
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Got a pullman pan for Christmas so I can try and replicate the shape, softness, and crust of store-bought loaves. We started milling our own flour and the kids like the taste but are thrown off by the shape and crust.

Not a bad start-- this should make a good grilled cheese! 🍜🍽️
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The whole season feels like it's been the inverse of this
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How many people walked up to the CVS counter and asked to buy this before they got sick of it and whipped out the post-its
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
200 cookies baked today, ready to do another 200 tomorrow! Mist wonderful time of the year 🍪🍽️🍜
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cookie baking day! 🍽️🍜
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Our household top genre is something, that's for sure
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I play ambient while I sleep so Spotify apparently thinks I care only about Brian Eno. Number 16 listener of Brian Eno worldwide.

And we play rolling waves for the baby while he naps so somehow our top genre is something just called Drone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh damn I was thinking this was a regular countertop coffee maker with one of these in it
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Excellent. Was looking for a winter replacement for my sun drop green Dale Jr shoes.
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Thought Starbucks was calling me damaging for a second
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why the hell am I getting friend requests from my health insurance app lol
August 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What the fuck is going on on Facebook
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why does my son's toy car have a goatse grill
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The rare and coveted Philadelphia Eagles basketball
February 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Made a hot air balloon cake for our son's first birthday! Lot more work than I expected, but turned out pretty nice 🙂🍜🍽️
January 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just noticed that even our dollhouse has dirty dishes in the sink
January 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I made a loaf of rye bread in a coffee can 🍽️🍜
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM