A Mule With A Spinning Wheel
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The world is collapsing around our ears // he/him
TTRPG writing: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?author=Justin%20Miland
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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
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post malone
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
post malone
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A quick reminder before you all go out and commit wanton acts of commerce:
Remember that retail employees are human beings, and inherently deserving of respect and dignity.
Remind your children, too.
#BlackFriday
Remember that retail employees are human beings, and inherently deserving of respect and dignity.
Remind your children, too.
#BlackFriday
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A quick reminder before you all go out and commit wanton acts of commerce:
Remember that retail employees are human beings, and inherently deserving of respect and dignity.
Remind your children, too.
#BlackFriday
Remember that retail employees are human beings, and inherently deserving of respect and dignity.
Remind your children, too.
#BlackFriday
My dad used to just have football or the History Channel playing during family events, now its just AI slop videos and car crash compilations. Lateral move
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My dad used to just have football or the History Channel playing during family events, now its just AI slop videos and car crash compilations. Lateral move
Feeling very Democrat today, in that I am caving and going to family Thanksgiving for the first time in years despite not receiving any of the concessions I demanded
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Feeling very Democrat today, in that I am caving and going to family Thanksgiving for the first time in years despite not receiving any of the concessions I demanded
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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between this and a whole editorial waxing nostalgic about the wheat penny, the Seattle Times editorial board continues to be relevant and timely
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
Would dressing better improve air travel? Pass the pie and discuss | Editorial
Here is a topic of conversation for Thanksgiving gatherings: Should we dress better while traveling by air?
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
between this and a whole editorial waxing nostalgic about the wheat penny, the Seattle Times editorial board continues to be relevant and timely
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
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Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Wheeeeerrre is my mi—oh, found it. It’s in the dish where i keep my keys. False alarm, everyone, thanks
Where is my mind
Wheeeeerrre is my mi—oh, found it. It’s in the dish where i keep my keys. False alarm, everyone, thanks
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Wheeeeerrre is my mi—oh, found it. It’s in the dish where i keep my keys. False alarm, everyone, thanks
Where is my mind
Wheeeeerrre is my mi—oh, found it. It’s in the dish where i keep my keys. False alarm, everyone, thanks
*”Around the World” voice* Jules G. Verne, Ju-ules G. Verne
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
*”Around the World” voice* Jules G. Verne, Ju-ules G. Verne
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Hey great news everyone, my local Safeway has ice cream sandwiches on clearance so come swing by
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hey great news everyone, my local Safeway has ice cream sandwiches on clearance so come swing by
Following RFK’s cooking blog for Thanksgiving recipe ideas, and there’s some good ones here! Quick question, anyone know where I can get a pot big enough to deep fry a whale carcass
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Following RFK’s cooking blog for Thanksgiving recipe ideas, and there’s some good ones here! Quick question, anyone know where I can get a pot big enough to deep fry a whale carcass
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This is not an emergency fundraising situation or anything, but work has a new policy that you can't make up holiday hours so I'm gonna be short 2/4 weeks this month. I have a bunch of prints available, and as per usual, there's a big sale on: www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is not an emergency fundraising situation or anything, but work has a new policy that you can't make up holiday hours so I'm gonna be short 2/4 weeks this month. I have a bunch of prints available, and as per usual, there's a big sale on: www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...
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You cannot guess the topic that lead to this post
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You cannot guess the topic that lead to this post
It’s too bad the Springsteen movie wasn’t a hit. Now we’ll never get a sequel about his struggles to record “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s too bad the Springsteen movie wasn’t a hit. Now we’ll never get a sequel about his struggles to record “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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My wife @thelicoricekid.bsky.social is streaming UFO 50 all day to raise money for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank and she’s still got hours to go! Come hang out at twitch.tv/thelicoricekid and donate if you can!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My wife @thelicoricekid.bsky.social is streaming UFO 50 all day to raise money for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank and she’s still got hours to go! Come hang out at twitch.tv/thelicoricekid and donate if you can!
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Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, I shall become…
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, I shall become…
Strong Bad introducing his billion-dollar AI startup CheatGPT
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Strong Bad introducing his billion-dollar AI startup CheatGPT
A boy at vatican city telt me his lord died cos of the sins of the world and when the beat dropped he was proper crying his eyes out shoutin "ma Christ died for this".
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A boy at vatican city telt me his lord died cos of the sins of the world and when the beat dropped he was proper crying his eyes out shoutin "ma Christ died for this".
TAP the SWAMP
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
TAP the SWAMP
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I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
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(not really understanding the news) oh wow they’re retiring Magic: The Gathering
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
(not really understanding the news) oh wow they’re retiring Magic: The Gathering
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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