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Madeley
@madeley.bsky.social
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Nid doddynt, nid ydynt, nid ŷnt barawt.

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Jez from Peep Show saying "That wasn't very Slaaneshi excessy."
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The Mandalorian saying "This is the way."
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Mixed reaction so far.
Friend Norm says "absolutely" while dearest Andy says "No. This is the first time I've seen you be so wrong."
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Magneto from X-Men saying "We are the future, Charles. Not them."
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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"They named the storm Claudia after me ex-wife. Wet and wild when she comes, when she leaves she takes the house."
Comedian Ted Robbins holding a microphone, representing in this context the archetype of a besuited Northern stand-up of the old school.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Telegraph headline edited to read "Madeley thinks Britain was better 1500 years ago. Nostalgic UK residents feel that environment was cleaner, streets safer and people happier during the reign of Arthur." Medieval drawing of Arthur pasted over picture of Maggie Thatcher because absolutely fuck her.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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The local graffiti artist with a surprisingly retro deep cut in town this morning, considering the Free Wales Army haven't been a thing since 1969.
A bin graffitied with a red dragon and the letters FWA.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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The handshake meme from Predator, with the words New York City and Caerffili.
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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The little bugger is SNORING
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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This oaf has stolen my favourite chair when there's a cat bed RIGHT THERE
Black cat asleep on a green chair next to an unoccupied cat bed.
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Preach, preach.
Godzilla on a dirtbike. From Fortnite.
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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After a lovely weekend away with my friends I have returned safely home to what is officially the greatest town on this entire island if not the world.
Graffiti on the shuttered Reform office in Caerffili that reads "Now u can fuck off home." God I love Wales.
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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A Death Guard techmarine in the same Dusk Raider scheme. Another Tactical Melta Marine.
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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They're all looking a bit clean for Death Guard, I haven't got to the Throwing A Load Of Crap And Mud Washes on them yet.
Three Death Guard tactical Marines with Meltaguns.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I'm running them as Loyalist Death Guard and the lore dweebs among you will note the red right arms that mark them as the pre-Mortarion Dusk Raiders.
Death Guard Terminator Grave Warden sergeant, again a Horus Heresy model in red and beige.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Captain Snotrocket (as per @danceyfrancy.bsky.social )
Two pictures of a Death Guard Centurion Terminator, a Horus Heresy miniature in beige and red.
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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good morning, or as we say round here, bore da
Four images from Avengers Engame portals scene. Captain America overlaid with text "Plaid Cymru." Holding Mjolnir, overlaid with "Lindsay Whittle." Second image, Thanos and his minions, captioned Nazis, Racists, MAGA Fanboys, Fucking Farage, Really just all the worst people you've ever met in your life. Third image, the reinforcements coming through the portal, captioned Plaid Voters, Green Voters, Lib Dem Voters, A lot of Labout voters, Believe it or not some Tory voters, and largest of all The God-Damn Age Bracket 16-35. Final image, all the Avengers rushing into battle, just captioned "Caerffili". Small text at the bottom saying "I might have had just a little bit of a small cry last night."
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Batman punches a Nazi out, smashing him into a portrait of Hitler, saying "Keep hammering away at him until he falls apart. That's the way to beat the Nazi." I've written "Caerffili" over Batman, because I am very proud of my home right now.
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
BBC live blog: The count starts David Deans BBC Wales political reporter It's a pretty small leisure centre hall where they're counting the ballot papers tonight.
October 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The bleeding obvious, say multiple party sources.
BBC news headline "Labour to lose by-election, say multiple party sources."
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Caerffili by-election day, lads.
Old man with sad eyes doing a thumbs up.
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Poster of the 3.10 to Yuma remake starring Russell Crowe and Christian Bale.
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Lord Straxus from Transformers, a green robot head floating in a jar.
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Alan Partridge saying "Stop getting Arthur wrong."
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Don't really know why I needed so many words when I could have summed it up with this.
"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department's fucked. It's been the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely fucked." Richard Mottram quote.
October 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM