madame macguffin did it in the conservatory with the candlestick
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🎉 Camp is my religion.
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I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that.
My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴☠️ Hold fast.
https://linktr.ee/madamemacguffin
I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that.
My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴☠️ Hold fast.
Also a lot of fun: bsky.app/profile/figh...
Becky Lynch Discusses Filming 'Star Trek: Starfleet Academy,' First Photo From The Series
Becky Lynch Discusses Filming Star Trek: Starfleet Academy - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Becky Lynch is set to be featured in "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" as a Starfleet officer.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Also a lot of fun: bsky.app/profile/figh...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Paris one though 🤣 wtf
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Paris one though 🤣 wtf
Mostly, they all get watered on the same day and by the time I get around to it, they all desperately need it and probably have for several days. When I had 400, they only got watered every other week and some did not do so well because of it. 😅
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Mostly, they all get watered on the same day and by the time I get around to it, they all desperately need it and probably have for several days. When I had 400, they only got watered every other week and some did not do so well because of it. 😅
Next time I go insane with plants, it will be with ones I can eat. I’m never* doing this with houseplants again.
* 🤞 (never meaning not until I have the means to build a botanical garden and charge you dorks admission)
* 🤞 (never meaning not until I have the means to build a botanical garden and charge you dorks admission)
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Next time I go insane with plants, it will be with ones I can eat. I’m never* doing this with houseplants again.
* 🤞 (never meaning not until I have the means to build a botanical garden and charge you dorks admission)
* 🤞 (never meaning not until I have the means to build a botanical garden and charge you dorks admission)
I wish one of these seasonal ladybugs that seem to be infesting my house would fly over to the plant shelf and make a buffet out of the spider mites, but they have more important things to do like burn themselves to death in my lamps.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I wish one of these seasonal ladybugs that seem to be infesting my house would fly over to the plant shelf and make a buffet out of the spider mites, but they have more important things to do like burn themselves to death in my lamps.
This is so beautiful it hurts bsky.app/profile/kier...
Udo took a chance on my rinky-dink festival in Vancouver back in 2000 - he went on TV interviews with me, carried 35mm film prints up stairs, went to get me coffee and even live-dubbed Giancarlo Giannini's voice when BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA showed up without subs. RIP Udo, you were a star 🌟
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is so beautiful it hurts bsky.app/profile/kier...
My favorite remembrance so far. 🤣 High five, dude. bsky.app/profile/ahea...
Farewell to the incredible Udo Kier, who I first discovered after stealing Madonna’s SEX book from a Waldenbooks when I was 12.
2025 really is the fucking worst.
2025 really is the fucking worst.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My favorite remembrance so far. 🤣 High five, dude. bsky.app/profile/ahea...
Co-signed
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Co-signed
I need to figure out how to follow this advice bsky.app/profile/made...
"To know life you must first fuck it in the gall bladder."
RIP to one of the great gods of film.
RIP to one of the great gods of film.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I need to figure out how to follow this advice bsky.app/profile/made...
The Criterion editions of Flesh for Frankenstein and Blood for Dracula would make excellent Christmas presents. Y’all coordinate amongst yourselves so I don’t get dupes from my admiring fans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Criterion editions of Flesh for Frankenstein and Blood for Dracula would make excellent Christmas presents. Y’all coordinate amongst yourselves so I don’t get dupes from my admiring fans.
It took me longer than I care to admit to realize where I knew that face from (he was in a wig), but at least I didn’t have to look it up.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It took me longer than I care to admit to realize where I knew that face from (he was in a wig), but at least I didn’t have to look it up.
I did not win the pay per view, so I’ve spent the night sorting recipes, trying to find something I have the ingredients to cook this week, mildly panicking, and watching South Park
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I did not win the pay per view, so I’ve spent the night sorting recipes, trying to find something I have the ingredients to cook this week, mildly panicking, and watching South Park
I do this about once every five or so years and instantly regret it, but I always forget and do it again
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I do this about once every five or so years and instantly regret it, but I always forget and do it again
McKinley!
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
McKinley!
“I’m God’s favorite pay-per-view to watch…” youtu.be/MK_pe_qutFE?...
Georgia Maq - Pay Per View (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Georgia Maq
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November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“I’m God’s favorite pay-per-view to watch…” youtu.be/MK_pe_qutFE?...
Still waiting for them to rewrite the ending some year so Kristen Stewart’s character ends up with Aubrey Plaza.
a woman stands in a hallway with a sign that says eagle creek on it
Alt: Aubrey Plaza shrugging in Happiest Season
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November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Still waiting for them to rewrite the ending some year so Kristen Stewart’s character ends up with Aubrey Plaza.