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Mme. MacGuffin
@madamemacguffin.bsky.social
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🎉 Camp is my religion. https://linktr.ee/madamemacguffin I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that. My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴‍☠️ Hold fast.
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 7h
Is she taking new patients

(lol, I’m a billion miles away and already have one, but still)
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 7h
Just in time for spooky season, get you something scary (or at least unsettling) 🎃
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Todd Keisling @toddkeisling.com · 11h
Hey, folks. Two things:

1. I still have plenty of stock in my online shop. Shares and/or orders are appreciated! www.toddkeisling.com/merch

2. I'm open to design work. If you need formatting/layout, please get in touch! www.toddkeisling.com/contact

Cheers!
Merch — Todd Keisling | The Official Website
www.toddkeisling.com
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 1d
High. Five. Fellow childhood Macbeth stan.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: Elmo controlling the flames
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 1d
Henry Knox is LOLing in his grave.

(At roughly 300 lb., he was our first Secretary of War.)
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d
www.expressnews.com/politics/art...
'Fat troops' fallout continues as some Texas Guardsmen sent home
The switch comes after Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth said he was tired of seeing “fat troops” who give the military “a bad look.”
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 2d
I watch an unhealthy amount of interior design YouTube, and it is definitely making a comeback
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 2d
🫂 your posts bring me joy
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 2d
When I was very little, kitchens were avocado green and traffic cone orange, so I kind of see why the shift to beige happened. 🤣
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 3d
Me every day
a man is sitting at a desk using a dell computer monitor
Alt: Putting computer in the garbage
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 3d
I thought I was too but gave up and went all Mac ca. 2016. Now I’m on a PC at work because reasons, and I spend at least 15% of every day just trying to make the machine do what it’s supposed to. 😭
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 3d
Went to see a Saturday night showing of GOOD BOY, which was excellent but also served to 1) make me feel guilty for leaving my own dog at home alone while I watched it, and 2) remind me how much I absolutely cannot afford to see movies in the theater anymore.
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 3d
Truly. Same here.
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 3d
Why did I look at the internet today 😢
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 3d
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 4d
I still prefer Bautista
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 4d
🤣 I’m kinda sorry that was how you encountered it
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 4d
Did not get it at all. So much, “Why? These women are stupid.”
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 5d
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and crying with tears coming out of his eyes .
Alt: Awwwww
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 6d
This is similar to what it felt like to listen to millennials respond to Thelma and Louise in a film theory class circa 2009
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 6d
I guess AC Liberation is the closest we’ll ever get to this 😢
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 6d
Want.
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 6d
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 6d
Co-signed. I’m a fan.
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 6d
I have put no thought into this, but this might actually be my favorite of his songs. It’s definitely up there.
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 7d
*grabs popcorn*
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The Film Stage @thefilmstage.com · 7d
Christian Petzold and Bi Gan share updates on their next films.
Christian Petzold’s Next Feature Will Follow “Political-Left Witches Who Are Killing Capitalists”; Bi Gan Offers Update on Next Feature
Christian Petzold's Miroirs No. 3 has arrived stateside and, on the occasion of its NYFF premiere, I had the pleasure of speaking to him yesterday morning. Our full conversation will arrive with the f...
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 8d
I don’t know if you SHOULD, but I have…
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 8d
“Going to main roster” seems to equal “getting laid off” more often than not
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Mme. MacGuffin @madamemacguffin.bsky.social · 9d
I have these, but it is a PA-HAIN to dig a plant out of one, so buy a small plastic cup planter and stick THAT in the disco ball :)
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