Luuuuuurrrrvvvvve Snow Crash! What a book! 💖

Oh why MMR? I asked about measles but the doctor said I probably didn’t need it.

Imagine getting into government and your only policy is to undo everything the last govt did? Like who votes for whingers with no actual plan? Now we’re back to the original problem, councils can’t afford to cope with runoff and sewerage. Nice one, Egghead. What a waste of time.

Oh wait… if you’re in the US authors don’t get paid to compensate library borrowing… I forgot about that. Stingy govt.

The library and libby exist to serve you free books. Waitlist your favourites today!

Or lentils and dried beans and bulk brown rice. The family that tootles together stays together.

You'd think a man with zero sphincter control would be careful about mentioning animals that are routinely forced to sit in their own excrement and shit bombers but there he goes, mouthing off like he's too thick to be embarrassed by a single thing.

See: macdibble.com/announcement...

I saw one journalist call people moderates and extremists instead of left and right and it makes so much more sense.

Put the word ‘Have’ in there as required. I lived part of my childhood in the Ruahine but these Tingle forests are endless!

I did not know that!

They got 300+ roo stomachs playing a rock song in Fed Square recently. That was cool. Weird but cool.

That makes Guy Fawkes Night even more ridiculous. So very tone deaf.

Women.

Oh wait... I don't think that we're allowed to make jokes like that anymore. I meant what are we celebrating here? Resistance? Failed resistance? A chance to play at being Guy Fawkes? I don't get Guy Fawkes Night at all.

Happy blow up the pommy parliament day! Not sure about this one. Maybe we should just blow up our own parliament once a year to keep politicians on their toes. The more we blow it up, the worse they did that year.

Had the person who made those ever seen a dog? I feel like someone just explained a dog to them and details were lost in translation.