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"You know how stale cake is hard and stale biscuits are soft?"
"Yeeess..."
"So if you mixed cake batter with biscuit dough in the right ratio, you could have 'unstaleable" cake!"
He'll rule the world on day...
"You know how stale cake is hard and stale biscuits are soft?"
"Yeeess..."
"So if you mixed cake batter with biscuit dough in the right ratio, you could have 'unstaleable" cake!"
He'll rule the world on day...
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Affirmation Coyote appreciates the wish for their human friends to cuddle with coyotes, but they should set their expectations for this happening way low.
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(Happy #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay to all who celebrate)
1. People who take after 8's out of the box along with their little sleeve, and
2. People who take the chocolate leaving the sleeve (or return the sleeve to the box immediately upon eating).
My theory concerns WHY this split exists 1/2
1. People who take after 8's out of the box along with their little sleeve, and
2. People who take the chocolate leaving the sleeve (or return the sleeve to the box immediately upon eating).
My theory concerns WHY this split exists 1/2
A tiny human (2?) is hugging Dad around the neck.
But wait!
He's not a tiny human!
He's a BIG SHARK!
And he's gonna eat Dad's face!
Making mighty munching "UM UM UM" noises as laughter bubbles up from Dad's tummy. (1)
Two small humans (Twins? 4?) in floral dresses and increasingly dishevelled pigtails are rolling over and over on a grass lawn.
Spinning around and falling over with much aplomb while roaring that they are: "VERY ROLLY POLLY!" (1)
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.