Barefoot Contestor
@lynnettecs.bsky.social
SPED teacher, Functional Maths. One ‘home’ scattered across Sonoma County wine country, Southern Oregon Cascades, and South Kona coast. Never met a sand dollar shell, wild huckleberry, or antler shed I didn’t like. Anti fascist, anti MAGA.
Where are their photoshopped sombreros and floppy mustaches? This is where that could really come in handy!
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Where are their photoshopped sombreros and floppy mustaches? This is where that could really come in handy!
I don’t know if America can bounce back from this shit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I don’t know if America can bounce back from this shit.
Just come right out and talk directly about your own micropenis sitch; it will be so much more helpful than trying to make it about Mark Kelly’s medals you’ll never earn.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just come right out and talk directly about your own micropenis sitch; it will be so much more helpful than trying to make it about Mark Kelly’s medals you’ll never earn.
If a box of dry oatmeal could talk it would sound exactly like Sean Duffy. He’s an imbecile.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If a box of dry oatmeal could talk it would sound exactly like Sean Duffy. He’s an imbecile.
This bottom-of-the-line Roper refrigerator has hung tough for 24 years. I think it’s time to let it go too…
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This bottom-of-the-line Roper refrigerator has hung tough for 24 years. I think it’s time to let it go too…
Well, George will just pay them when he pays us, right?
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well, George will just pay them when he pays us, right?
Another waste of time & money that will amount to nothing. Idiocracy at work.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Another waste of time & money that will amount to nothing. Idiocracy at work.
Who was bankrolling these two losers? Mum & Daddy?
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Who was bankrolling these two losers? Mum & Daddy?
Hahahaha hoping they all end up where Ghislaine is…
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hahahaha hoping they all end up where Ghislaine is…
All I learned there is Bari Weiss finds Alan Dershowitz charismatic. -vomits in mouth slightly-
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
All I learned there is Bari Weiss finds Alan Dershowitz charismatic. -vomits in mouth slightly-
Petty as fuck… small dick energy on display right there.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Petty as fuck… small dick energy on display right there.
Let them be long term roommates.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Let them be long term roommates.
Oh I plan to be and I’ll have been retired for 20+ years by then. This lil cuck can suck off.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Oh I plan to be and I’ll have been retired for 20+ years by then. This lil cuck can suck off.
Hahahaha welcome to your eagerly anticipated idiocracy. Owning us libs isn’t the pleasure you imagined. Hope you choke on us.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hahahaha welcome to your eagerly anticipated idiocracy. Owning us libs isn’t the pleasure you imagined. Hope you choke on us.
Thank you!!! 😘🥰😘
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Thank you!!! 😘🥰😘
Happy Thanksgiving! Time to toast a piggy whole with an apple stuffed in his damned mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Time to toast a piggy whole with an apple stuffed in his damned mouth.