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lylecow.bsky.social
CowBoy Lyle
@lylecow.bsky.social
Cow-like and Boy-ish
Certified cissexual theyfab chaser
I am a malignant force
Working on growing my frontal lobe

21 • They/She

!! NO MINOR ZONE !!
Pinned
1) be honest, even when it is very hard
2) if my yes is not enthusiastic, I should not say yes at all
3) approach every conversation with curiosity
4) it is better to try something than do nothing at all
5) make the bed, because it isn't about the bed- it's about starting the day with a success
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
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The girls are playing strip Wii Sports, at varying levels of undressed-ness
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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sliming on it in a pensive and thought-provoking manner
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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"will you explain it to me?" is foreplay
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Holding her at gunpoint until she looks at my posts
February 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
how i feel on this fucking app
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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we shoulda never taught people to talk like this
February 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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people who fell in love with chatgpt 4o are part of the queer community, but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
February 16, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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Mario is a chaser Luigi is a grungler
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 AM
this is legitimately how life feels after getting a septum piercing
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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I got one agent sucking my clit crazyyy the other fucking my tight ass hole
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Blue sky bios r always too longI dont wanna know anything aboutyou and i hate You specifically
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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do u think during the industrial revolution people thought the factory was their boyfriend
February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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he let me hit because my trinket shelf is fire
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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"im gay" "im bisexual" "im lesbian" okay?? and im javert
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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every lesbian has that one pair of hairless men shed let double team her
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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need to eat again today if anyone wants to help ;;w ;; we need $30 ;;;; 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
hello,, im a disabled trans lesbian in need of help,,, i am unable to work this week but me and my wife still need money for food, gas, & other necessities,, feeding me is expensive,, my arfid has flared up & it's been hard to eat again.

thank you so much <333
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February 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Cranking my God-given hog to internet art made by beautiful trans people
February 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Having a spiritual awakening while dancing burlesque
February 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
God gave me the courage to shake my ass
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Replying "The devil is speaking through you" on every post I don't like
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Also ismatu gwendolyn. sit your ass down and listen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7c...
February 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Blindsided myself by having a conversation about the nature of consciousness with people who haven’t ever had psychosis
May 4, 2023 at 12:45 AM