Lens Flare Manuel Miranda
@lydiabowers.bsky.social
Just absurdity
I think we moved on too fast from "You're so beautiful you could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I think we moved on too fast from "You're so beautiful you could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Throw a music festival, but it's just one artist.
"Isn't that a concert?" You may ask.
NO. It's not. It's a multi-day, multi-stage extravaganza with shirts and posters and stickers and food trucks, and one artist that just moves stage-to-stage. Plan your schedule accordingly!
"Isn't that a concert?" You may ask.
NO. It's not. It's a multi-day, multi-stage extravaganza with shirts and posters and stickers and food trucks, and one artist that just moves stage-to-stage. Plan your schedule accordingly!
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Throw a music festival, but it's just one artist.
"Isn't that a concert?" You may ask.
NO. It's not. It's a multi-day, multi-stage extravaganza with shirts and posters and stickers and food trucks, and one artist that just moves stage-to-stage. Plan your schedule accordingly!
"Isn't that a concert?" You may ask.
NO. It's not. It's a multi-day, multi-stage extravaganza with shirts and posters and stickers and food trucks, and one artist that just moves stage-to-stage. Plan your schedule accordingly!
What if period tracker apps had a Spotify-wrapped-style-recap?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What if period tracker apps had a Spotify-wrapped-style-recap?
Reposted by Lens Flare Manuel Miranda
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
I am no longer saying "bless you" when someone sneezes. You can't trick me into invoking the attention of a god I don't believe in with your bodily functions!
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I am no longer saying "bless you" when someone sneezes. You can't trick me into invoking the attention of a god I don't believe in with your bodily functions!
Hashtag Not My Witcher
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hashtag Not My Witcher
November Onesie: The day after Halloween when you wear costumed/themed footie pj's all day.
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
November Onesie: The day after Halloween when you wear costumed/themed footie pj's all day.
Trunk or Treat except you either get candy or abducted.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Trunk or Treat except you either get candy or abducted.
Panty hoes!
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Panty hoes!
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
🎶Everything's better with a buddy... especially pissin' in the dark! 🎶
October 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
🎶Everything's better with a buddy... especially pissin' in the dark! 🎶
Safety lights are for dudes.
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Safety lights are for dudes.
I've given up on trying to crack an egg neatly with one flick of the wrist. This doesn't make me a quitter. It just allows me to focus on other skills I'm also likely not going to accomplish. #thepowerofpositivethinking
October 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I've given up on trying to crack an egg neatly with one flick of the wrist. This doesn't make me a quitter. It just allows me to focus on other skills I'm also likely not going to accomplish. #thepowerofpositivethinking
Costumes I Would Like To See This Halloween:
- Sexy Air Fryer
- Sexy AAA Roadside Assistance Service Provider
- Sexy Mac & Cheese (blue box is not sexy)
- Sexy Existential Dread
- Your Mom (Pick a person, dress as their mom. The joke only works on that person. Does not need to be sexy.)
- Sexy Air Fryer
- Sexy AAA Roadside Assistance Service Provider
- Sexy Mac & Cheese (blue box is not sexy)
- Sexy Existential Dread
- Your Mom (Pick a person, dress as their mom. The joke only works on that person. Does not need to be sexy.)
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Costumes I Would Like To See This Halloween:
- Sexy Air Fryer
- Sexy AAA Roadside Assistance Service Provider
- Sexy Mac & Cheese (blue box is not sexy)
- Sexy Existential Dread
- Your Mom (Pick a person, dress as their mom. The joke only works on that person. Does not need to be sexy.)
- Sexy Air Fryer
- Sexy AAA Roadside Assistance Service Provider
- Sexy Mac & Cheese (blue box is not sexy)
- Sexy Existential Dread
- Your Mom (Pick a person, dress as their mom. The joke only works on that person. Does not need to be sexy.)
Reposted by Lens Flare Manuel Miranda
Bringing in October in the fetal position with a heating pad
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses sits in a crowded theater
Alt: Amy Poehler wearing a hoodie and sunglasses in a crowded theater
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Bringing in October in the fetal position with a heating pad
Halloween is about to be my entire personality
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Halloween is about to be my entire personality
"This is a PSA..."
"Pumpkin Spice Asshole?"
"Pumpkin Spice Asshole?"
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"This is a PSA..."
"Pumpkin Spice Asshole?"
"Pumpkin Spice Asshole?"
Leave your tab open at the bar tonight. If you get raptured, your bartenders can charge a 50% gratuity and you won't miss it. Thanks babe.
September 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Leave your tab open at the bar tonight. If you get raptured, your bartenders can charge a 50% gratuity and you won't miss it. Thanks babe.
Reposted by Lens Flare Manuel Miranda
Hi. Jewish person here. These are concentration camps and should be called that by everyone.
Trump: Today I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the departments of defense and homeland security to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay
January 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hi. Jewish person here. These are concentration camps and should be called that by everyone.
Reposted by Lens Flare Manuel Miranda
January 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Happy 10-Months-Until-Wicked-Part-2 Day!
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Happy 10-Months-Until-Wicked-Part-2 Day!
Combined my love of Animal Crossing and @gamechangershow.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Combined my love of Animal Crossing and @gamechangershow.bsky.social