Agreed.

So cool! And pretty

My great parents lived independently longer than I would recommend for most. We got nervous about their meal contributions at the end.

We had vague concerns about food safety until the T'giving when Gma tried to serve a pumpkin pie with cat paw prints in it.

Concerns were very specific after that.

When you excel at things you'd rather not ...

Your physical self really didn't get the memo about being multiple systems, working as a unified whole, did it?

I'm comfortable assuming she's always wrong.

Do you only like half the mix, or do you eat all of it, just separately?

GASP!

Oh, no. Sending cooling, anti-itch thoughts. That sounds wildly unpleasant and distracting.

A mystery for the ages

*gasp*. THE INDIGNITY
His perfection has been questioned.

Poor bébé

The mental gymnastics are astonishing. Surely being that unmoored from morals, decency, AND reality is exhausting.

Ha. I've bid on your auctions. Your scam would end up being not an actual scam. Every participant getting a handcrafted or 3D printed dragons and learning how to phonebank.