beetle 🔞 dildo enjoyer
@lustbeetle.bsky.social
he/him, 21, weird dick enthusiast 🪲🐶🍌
queer & intersex & trans
main: https://bsky.app/profile/beetleboyf.bsky.social
queer & intersex & trans
main: https://bsky.app/profile/beetleboyf.bsky.social
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also, got this bad boy in yesterday but it didn't fit in my shitty handmade collage lol it deserves its own post anyway 💕
@bardtoys.bsky.social
@bardtoys.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
also, got this bad boy in yesterday but it didn't fit in my shitty handmade collage lol it deserves its own post anyway 💕
@bardtoys.bsky.social
@bardtoys.bsky.social
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So we wanted to go ahead and announce our next model ahead of its Lanch next week! Full sizing information will be released before the launch!
Thank you to @scaledsin.bsky.social
For this sculpt, and to @shopdad.bsky.social , for the lovely finish!
The Mage Hand, Launches on Dec 18th @ 6PM ET!
Thank you to @scaledsin.bsky.social
For this sculpt, and to @shopdad.bsky.social , for the lovely finish!
The Mage Hand, Launches on Dec 18th @ 6PM ET!
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So we wanted to go ahead and announce our next model ahead of its Lanch next week! Full sizing information will be released before the launch!
Thank you to @scaledsin.bsky.social
For this sculpt, and to @shopdad.bsky.social , for the lovely finish!
The Mage Hand, Launches on Dec 18th @ 6PM ET!
Thank you to @scaledsin.bsky.social
For this sculpt, and to @shopdad.bsky.social , for the lovely finish!
The Mage Hand, Launches on Dec 18th @ 6PM ET!
i have one BD dildo and one EE
dildo but both were secondhand for only $20 from a closing sexual health nonprofit’s garage sale. i can sleep at night
dildo but both were secondhand for only $20 from a closing sexual health nonprofit’s garage sale. i can sleep at night
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i have one BD dildo and one EE
dildo but both were secondhand for only $20 from a closing sexual health nonprofit’s garage sale. i can sleep at night
dildo but both were secondhand for only $20 from a closing sexual health nonprofit’s garage sale. i can sleep at night
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Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
had a dream that a bunch of houses had yards full of gigantic fantasy dildos. i was like wow that must be expensive
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
had a dream that a bunch of houses had yards full of gigantic fantasy dildos. i was like wow that must be expensive
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IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
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this Direwolf from @bardtoys.bsky.social is so pretty, it needs its own post 🩷
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
this Direwolf from @bardtoys.bsky.social is so pretty, it needs its own post 🩷
got my hands on a dragon fist stroker from kreature toys’ going out of business sale
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
got my hands on a dragon fist stroker from kreature toys’ going out of business sale
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"Wildeberry" is our last piece of the day!
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Wildeberry" is our last piece of the day!
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Fantasy realism is one of my fave type of toy colorations.
What are some of your fave "fantasy realism" pours?
What are some of your fave "fantasy realism" pours?
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fantasy realism is one of my fave type of toy colorations.
What are some of your fave "fantasy realism" pours?
What are some of your fave "fantasy realism" pours?
theres so many beautiful grinding toys but i feel like id only have much fun with them if i had someones thigh to strap it to 😫
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
theres so many beautiful grinding toys but i feel like id only have much fun with them if i had someones thigh to strap it to 😫
i was planning on waiting longer until i got a new sex toy but i HAD to order a dragon fist stroker before its too late 😫
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i was planning on waiting longer until i got a new sex toy but i HAD to order a dragon fist stroker before its too late 😫
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Got up for a middle of the night pee & got startled seeing something glowing in the bathroom, which is how after 2-3 years I finally realized my @hodge-podge.bsky.social Khepri glows in the dark LMAO. Usually don't leave it out to absorb light. Tonight it was my guiding dick in the darkness. Behold.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Got up for a middle of the night pee & got startled seeing something glowing in the bathroom, which is how after 2-3 years I finally realized my @hodge-podge.bsky.social Khepri glows in the dark LMAO. Usually don't leave it out to absorb light. Tonight it was my guiding dick in the darkness. Behold.
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I think my number 1 pet peeve when shopping indie toy company sites, is when they don't have a page or two that shows all the models.
Yea, a list is great, but then I have to do all the extra clicking through, and that's just time consuming & annoying. Gimme a page to view all models!!
Yea, a list is great, but then I have to do all the extra clicking through, and that's just time consuming & annoying. Gimme a page to view all models!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think my number 1 pet peeve when shopping indie toy company sites, is when they don't have a page or two that shows all the models.
Yea, a list is great, but then I have to do all the extra clicking through, and that's just time consuming & annoying. Gimme a page to view all models!!
Yea, a list is great, but then I have to do all the extra clicking through, and that's just time consuming & annoying. Gimme a page to view all models!!
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Awooooo~
"Red Moon Werewolf" is looking to to liven up your nights~
"Red Moon Werewolf" is looking to to liven up your nights~
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Awooooo~
"Red Moon Werewolf" is looking to to liven up your nights~
"Red Moon Werewolf" is looking to to liven up your nights~
maybe if i one day have my own apartment i could display my fantasy toys but for now theyre condemned to the sex backpack
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
maybe if i one day have my own apartment i could display my fantasy toys but for now theyre condemned to the sex backpack
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"Alright, just the tip 🥰"
The tip:
The tip:
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Alright, just the tip 🥰"
The tip:
The tip:
i already had clitoromegaly before i started testotserone and it is the coolest thing in the world
gynecomastia and clitoromegaly are cool actually
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i already had clitoromegaly before i started testotserone and it is the coolest thing in the world
i need to find a knot dildo that’s short but still girthy 😭 i can only fit like 4 inches in the front and i want to take a knot!
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i need to find a knot dildo that’s short but still girthy 😭 i can only fit like 4 inches in the front and i want to take a knot!
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Very much in love with this little NC ghostie 🩷👻🩵
@bardtoys.bsky.social
@bardtoys.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Very much in love with this little NC ghostie 🩷👻🩵
@bardtoys.bsky.social
@bardtoys.bsky.social
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October 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
showing off my nereid from @ppsculptors.bsky.social <3 it was my first fantasy toy
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
showing off my nereid from @ppsculptors.bsky.social <3 it was my first fantasy toy
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October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM