Lura Groen
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Lura Groen
@luragroen.bsky.social
I love people, and I play with words.

The Divine is Love, and Love is for you.
IKR?
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And I’m not saying I’m such a special snowflake that no one else in the universe will get this juxtaposition.

But I am saying there are few enough of us that I’d like to connect more with the rest of you.
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’ve always wanted to pay a seamstress to altar a wool dress I love to accommodate a clergy collar.

But that’s even more $$$ on top of what a quality dress would cost!
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Also, look at this stole a member wove for me! It’s so beautiful I want to just carry it around with me everywhere. It’s made from natural silk and cotton, so it’s soft and subtly lustrous.

And yes, I wore a green stole on the second Sunday of Advent because how could I not?
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I picked it up not knowing anything about it and was absolutely enchanted and enthralled.
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Come to think of it, this may accurate convey my delayed development in peer culture. I started listening to popular things on the radio in the 2010’s.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Because here’s my favorite homoerotic white Jesus.
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Please share!
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That’s uh, quite a picture
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Whatever evidence the administration thinks was insufficient in that trial is more than what they’ve provided us about those boats.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yeah, love the panicked “oh shit I just said fuck in front of you!”
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The answer: yes, but talking about it with you is discouraged.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Are you allowed to have sex? (I’m a pastor.)
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I have a crucifixion joke, but it might get a rise out of you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM