IKR?

And I’m not saying I’m such a special snowflake that no one else in the universe will get this juxtaposition.

But I am saying there are few enough of us that I’d like to connect more with the rest of you.

I’ve always wanted to pay a seamstress to altar a wool dress I love to accommodate a clergy collar.

But that’s even more $$$ on top of what a quality dress would cost!

Also, look at this stole a member wove for me! It’s so beautiful I want to just carry it around with me everywhere. It’s made from natural silk and cotton, so it’s soft and subtly lustrous.

And yes, I wore a green stole on the second Sunday of Advent because how could I not?

I picked it up not knowing anything about it and was absolutely enchanted and enthralled.

Come to think of it, this may accurate convey my delayed development in peer culture. I started listening to popular things on the radio in the 2010’s.

Because here’s my favorite homoerotic white Jesus.

Please share!

That’s uh, quite a picture

Whatever evidence the administration thinks was insufficient in that trial is more than what they’ve provided us about those boats.

Yeah, love the panicked “oh shit I just said fuck in front of you!”

The answer: yes, but talking about it with you is discouraged.

Are you allowed to have sex? (I’m a pastor.)

I have a crucifixion joke, but it might get a rise out of you.