100 Years of Solid Dude
@lunchaballin.bsky.social
resident friendship firebrand
Getting your pussy waxed is not preparing it for skateboard grinds, I am told.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Getting your pussy waxed is not preparing it for skateboard grinds, I am told.
RIP Mr Dilbert, I’m sorry the president let you down and you couldn’t watch the new season of JuJutsu Kaisen. I hope they serve manga in heaven.
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
RIP Mr Dilbert, I’m sorry the president let you down and you couldn’t watch the new season of JuJutsu Kaisen. I hope they serve manga in heaven.
I’m a real Jack-Off-All-Trades, no electrician, plumber, or linesman is safe.
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’m a real Jack-Off-All-Trades, no electrician, plumber, or linesman is safe.
You better watch your fucking mouth before I put my size 12 Hoka Bondis up your ass
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You better watch your fucking mouth before I put my size 12 Hoka Bondis up your ass
Folks, this ain’t your DAD’S gay hockey show
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Folks, this ain’t your DAD’S gay hockey show
Aww, fuck, I’m getting Fin-Dom’d by an ASMR YouTuber named WhispersForKamala
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Aww, fuck, I’m getting Fin-Dom’d by an ASMR YouTuber named WhispersForKamala
Bröther, may I have some Selena Gömez Oreos?
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Bröther, may I have some Selena Gömez Oreos?
Can’t believe they picked basketball star and analytics expert Shane Battier to be the new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can’t believe they picked basketball star and analytics expert Shane Battier to be the new pope.
What the fuck?
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What the fuck?
Dammit, a bodybuilder-type guy at work made me put on a felt jumpsuit and threw me as high as he could against a Velcro wall.
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dammit, a bodybuilder-type guy at work made me put on a felt jumpsuit and threw me as high as he could against a Velcro wall.
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He’s just a lil guy…
His name is Tugboat. I am playing around with making Twitch emotes and stuff.
His name is Tugboat. I am playing around with making Twitch emotes and stuff.
March 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He’s just a lil guy…
His name is Tugboat. I am playing around with making Twitch emotes and stuff.
His name is Tugboat. I am playing around with making Twitch emotes and stuff.
Going to a Rangers game today. Do you think the other baseball fans will like my Kate Bush shirt?
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Going to a Rangers game today. Do you think the other baseball fans will like my Kate Bush shirt?
Hey, I’m live on twitch.tv/ghomp. Come hang out and fuck with my museum
ghomp - Twitch
Riidddlleeyyy Sccoottttch make a movie.
twitch.tv
March 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey, I’m live on twitch.tv/ghomp. Come hang out and fuck with my museum
A big part of getting older is trying to figure out what length of pant is cool.
March 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A big part of getting older is trying to figure out what length of pant is cool.
Fuck dude. I tried to make the Eraserhead baby out of packing paper, but I could get the tape to cooperate.
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fuck dude. I tried to make the Eraserhead baby out of packing paper, but I could get the tape to cooperate.
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
The Pillsbury Doughboy’s hat is made out of his skin.
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The Pillsbury Doughboy’s hat is made out of his skin.
Do you think The Roots are happy?
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Do you think The Roots are happy?
Zendaya is Nietzsche.
November 27, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Zendaya is Nietzsche.
Things That Shagged Me
March 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Things That Shagged Me
“Hell yeah, I have a comfy home-cardigan that I wear about the house,” I say, hocking into a spitoon.
February 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
“Hell yeah, I have a comfy home-cardigan that I wear about the house,” I say, hocking into a spitoon.