☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
@lunarssr.bsky.social
People’s Commissar for Bigfoot Affairs • Public Defender • Moon Jew • Your Dad’s Counsel of Record in the Above Entitled Matter
“Well, this is his third strike so yes ma’am you unfortunately are going to have to come pick him up. Yes ma’am he’s being asked to leave for the day. He’ll be waiting for you in the office. Oh no. I understand. You too. Bye now.”
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Well, this is his third strike so yes ma’am you unfortunately are going to have to come pick him up. Yes ma’am he’s being asked to leave for the day. He’ll be waiting for you in the office. Oh no. I understand. You too. Bye now.”
Yeah we tried to have a revolution in 2011 but most of y’all stayed home and let us get beaten and gassed by militarized police. 14 years ago. And you fucking dipshits didn’t listen.
September 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah we tried to have a revolution in 2011 but most of y’all stayed home and let us get beaten and gassed by militarized police. 14 years ago. And you fucking dipshits didn’t listen.
New evidence photos released by FBI are definitive proof that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
September 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
New evidence photos released by FBI are definitive proof that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
Omg. More leaked texts from the assassin.
September 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Omg. More leaked texts from the assassin.
Listen… I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… you can’t really expect me to believe this is real.
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Listen… I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… you can’t really expect me to believe this is real.
Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.
AND TRUMP HAD A STROKE?!?! HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE! 🎉
September 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
AND TRUMP HAD A STROKE?!?! HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE! 🎉
RIP Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
RIP Charlie Kirk
Nooo where are you going we just want to talk ☺️
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nooo where are you going we just want to talk ☺️
[shudders]
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[shudders]
You never see this kind of honesty in a transaction anymore.
September 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You never see this kind of honesty in a transaction anymore.
“He’s a good dog, just weirdly obsessed with the AKC dog shows. And he can recite all of Lassie’s lines from memory. And he does. A lot.”
September 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“He’s a good dog, just weirdly obsessed with the AKC dog shows. And he can recite all of Lassie’s lines from memory. And he does. A lot.”
Not today. But soon.
September 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not today. But soon.
We’re no longer living in Idiocracy. We’re now living in a Local 58 video.
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We’re no longer living in Idiocracy. We’re now living in a Local 58 video.
Thinking of him.
August 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thinking of him.
Oh that? Thats just my bro. He’s a leopard. He doesn’t like all the attention tho so don’t make it into a big thing.
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh that? Thats just my bro. He’s a leopard. He doesn’t like all the attention tho so don’t make it into a big thing.
Grok is going apeshit on the other app.
July 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Grok is going apeshit on the other app.
Join or die.
June 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Join or die.
First image of American stealth aircraft in the skies over Tehran.
June 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
First image of American stealth aircraft in the skies over Tehran.
I can finally get my old salmon hat from high school out of storage.
June 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I can finally get my old salmon hat from high school out of storage.
Reunited.
June 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reunited.
What could possibly go wrong? Should we not give love a chance?
May 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What could possibly go wrong? Should we not give love a chance?
Gonna take a moment to collect my thoughts before this meeting today.
May 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gonna take a moment to collect my thoughts before this meeting today.
Godddd the Twitter ads are amazing sometimes.
May 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Godddd the Twitter ads are amazing sometimes.
Twitter ads are unhinged.
May 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Twitter ads are unhinged.