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People’s Commissar for Bigfoot Affairs • Public Defender • Moon Jew • Your Dad’s Counsel of Record in the Above Entitled Matter
Pinned
We are the sons of the rodents you could not burn.
Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent sends his regards.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent sends his regards.
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when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
I’m thinking of reaching out my hand to pierce the gossamer veil that separates the world of the living from the howling abyss 👻 🎃
October 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m thinking of reaching out my hand to pierce the gossamer veil that separates the world of the living from the howling abyss 👻 🎃
Complain all you want about Trump but without him we never would’ve found out the truth about Amelia Earhart.
October 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Complain all you want about Trump but without him we never would’ve found out the truth about Amelia Earhart.
Most people know Jane Goodall as the first woman to successfully bring a human/chimp hybrid pregnancy to term, but she was also a talented and highly respected researcher.
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Most people know Jane Goodall as the first woman to successfully bring a human/chimp hybrid pregnancy to term, but she was also a talented and highly respected researcher.
“Well, this is his third strike so yes ma’am you unfortunately are going to have to come pick him up. Yes ma’am he’s being asked to leave for the day. He’ll be waiting for you in the office. Oh no. I understand. You too. Bye now.”
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Well, this is his third strike so yes ma’am you unfortunately are going to have to come pick him up. Yes ma’am he’s being asked to leave for the day. He’ll be waiting for you in the office. Oh no. I understand. You too. Bye now.”
Yeah we tried to have a revolution in 2011 but most of y’all stayed home and let us get beaten and gassed by militarized police. 14 years ago. And you fucking dipshits didn’t listen.
September 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah we tried to have a revolution in 2011 but most of y’all stayed home and let us get beaten and gassed by militarized police. 14 years ago. And you fucking dipshits didn’t listen.
New evidence photos released by FBI are definitive proof that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
September 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
New evidence photos released by FBI are definitive proof that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
Boss asking me to write our public statements 😏 consequently they now contain phrases like “espouses the dangerous delusion that the looming catastrophe can simply be left in the invisible hands of the market – an act of dumb faith that would leave us plummeting into the abyss.”
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Boss asking me to write our public statements 😏 consequently they now contain phrases like “espouses the dangerous delusion that the looming catastrophe can simply be left in the invisible hands of the market – an act of dumb faith that would leave us plummeting into the abyss.”
Omg. More leaked texts from the assassin.
September 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Omg. More leaked texts from the assassin.
Listen… I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… you can’t really expect me to believe this is real.
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Listen… I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… you can’t really expect me to believe this is real.
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I work in an Utah mortuary and don’t want to disclose the name of the business for obvious reasons but… I took a little bite out of Charlie Kirk 😏 They’ll never find it either. You can’t see it from the outside.
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I work in an Utah mortuary and don’t want to disclose the name of the business for obvious reasons but… I took a little bite out of Charlie Kirk 😏 They’ll never find it either. You can’t see it from the outside.
I work in an Utah mortuary and don’t want to disclose the name of the business for obvious reasons but… I took a little bite out of Charlie Kirk 😏 They’ll never find it either. You can’t see it from the outside.
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I work in an Utah mortuary and don’t want to disclose the name of the business for obvious reasons but… I took a little bite out of Charlie Kirk 😏 They’ll never find it either. You can’t see it from the outside.
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Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.
Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.
When you get a not guilty, the Δ is taken back to jail for processing before release so you never get to see that moment when they walk out free. Today bc the DA fucked up transport, I got to be the one who met my client at the door and there are no words to describe how it felt.
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When you get a not guilty, the Δ is taken back to jail for processing before release so you never get to see that moment when they walk out free. Today bc the DA fucked up transport, I got to be the one who met my client at the door and there are no words to describe how it felt.
I won a trial so hard the prosecutor is getting fired and Charlie Kirk is currently being consumed by his body’s own bacterial flora. Great week.
September 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I won a trial so hard the prosecutor is getting fired and Charlie Kirk is currently being consumed by his body’s own bacterial flora. Great week.
Trial’s over! Now I can finally enjoy the exsanguination of Charlie Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Trial’s over! Now I can finally enjoy the exsanguination of Charlie Kirk.
This is what experts call “within the Kirk zone”
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is what experts call “within the Kirk zone”
RIP Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
RIP Charlie Kirk
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HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
Nooo where are you going we just want to talk ☺️
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nooo where are you going we just want to talk ☺️
I’m in awe that someone can be such a extinction level piece of shit that getting their throat blown apart in cold blood elicits not an inkling of sympathy. Even conservatives don’t seem authentically sad about it.
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m in awe that someone can be such a extinction level piece of shit that getting their throat blown apart in cold blood elicits not an inkling of sympathy. Even conservatives don’t seem authentically sad about it.
[shudders]
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[shudders]