innocent mutual: hey do you recommend #scimystery
me [rolls up sleeves, already sweating]: OKAY. SO

[a scroll the length of a football pitch unrolls]

today's (wobbly) achievements

1. sleep: 4.5 hrs :(((
2. carbs: (mostly) consumed, albeit with grimace
3. water: quaffed (more grimacing)
4. sunshine: not any
5. sky: gray
6. friends: still adorable
7. blorbos: neglected
8. everything but final papers: GRADED
9. emails: ANSWERED
10. matricides: zero

just stumbled across this in my #张新成 folder saved as "take responsibility.mp4" but i really think HE should, not me. i didn't start removing his shirt, that's on him (barely) #zhangxincheng

"一点点辣!" listen wuhan boy i know you're tough but COME ON, all the takis are hot enough to make adults cry but the blue ones in particular are MADE OF SATAN, and you just popped an entire one into your mouth: "a little bit spicy!" uh huh well i hope your ~photographer had some ice cream handy #朱一龙

sometimes i realize that some of you have known me since bbc sherlock and then i die a little inside

ANYWAY BACK TO FEI DU AND HIS TRAUMA. THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE. PROBABLY JUST NEEDS A NAP

“I don’t have any…”

“Any what?”

“Trauma.” Fei Du noticed that his voice was hoarse and cleared his throat. He said, “Fei Chengyu didn’t hit me, didn’t cause me any bodily harm. Or else wouldn’t I have had to go to the hospital? If other people had gotten involved, I couldn’t not remember it.”

#默读

happy hockey yaoi day to all whomst celebrate