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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 #默读 #光渊 #猎罪图鉴 #致命游戏 #雪迷宫 | p大 enjoyer, 肉包 enthusiast | tsundere liker, gong whisperer | late-stage psychological ebola | too fond of her tales | entitled to #dmbj compensation | lunarriviera.carrd.co 🍵
on the one hand i cannot recommend it to anyone. BUT ON THE OTHER: YES
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
EVERY DAY BO 🤝
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I'M ON EPISODE 10 IT'S SO GAY AND GOOD!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
that's the WORST it's like having someone stamp on your treasures
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
no but based tho, one of my many sadnesses has been that i can't teach ordet or jeanne d'arc bc the babies would NOT get it and it would break me
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
also this will do numbers on tumblr with no caption
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
…if u go back pls get two
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
also i would give up bergman in a heartbeat now u know my most unpopular film opinion
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
UR SO VALID THO
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
UNDISPUTED MASTER i bow to you
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it's not hard mode until it's béla tarr and everyone's crying
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
(also when students try to tell me something i don't need to know, like they're stepping out of class to go to the bathroom, or why they were late/absent, i deliver a pitch-perfect rendition of the "i didn't kill my wife!" "I…DON'T…CARE!" exchange)
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
something something hard-target search of every gas station residence warehouse farmhouse henhouse outhouse and doghouse (my dad and i used to say this to each other when we lost any object)
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[puts my own romantic history behind my back]
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
see hes considerate like that. JUST ASK SHEN YI FKSJDHK
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
fun fact, if you say "age gap" 3x into a mirror, the marquis of anding himself will appear behind you with his blood-splattered windslasher and thoughtfully sever your problem
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
they are weak and will not survive the winter (nor will various people who have bemoaned the mo du/jitd "age gap" to me)
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
us
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
7 whole years. but that's not why westerners turn into pretzels over it, cf.: x.com/stranglingst...
x.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
SHOCKING
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM