Luke Kennard
@lukekennard.bsky.social
Novelist, poet, lecturer at University of Birmingham.
-You didn’t start with the right build, Kenneth. There’s no point upgrading your circulatory cyberware when you put all your perk-points into ‘intelligence’
-Leave him be.
-Leave him be.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
-You didn’t start with the right build, Kenneth. There’s no point upgrading your circulatory cyberware when you put all your perk-points into ‘intelligence’
-Leave him be.
-Leave him be.
This is what old people’s homes will be like for millennials
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is what old people’s homes will be like for millennials
Me, trying to split a restaurant bill: Ohh, this calls for… task manager
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me, trying to split a restaurant bill: Ohh, this calls for… task manager
I’m quite relieved by how much sense this makes. We’re not over the event horizon yet!
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m quite relieved by how much sense this makes. We’re not over the event horizon yet!
Like maybe if it was Outlook and the caption was This Christmas Jumper Could Have Been an Email, that would be at least a functional gag.
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Like maybe if it was Outlook and the caption was This Christmas Jumper Could Have Been an Email, that would be at least a functional gag.
New even lower form of wit just dropped
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
New even lower form of wit just dropped
“Then they envelope for envelope and there was no envelope left to envelope envelope envelope.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Then they envelope for envelope and there was no envelope left to envelope envelope envelope.”
Envelope Poppins 😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Envelope Poppins 😂
“Inside you there are two envelopes, and to a man with an envelope the whole world looks like a letter.” - James Envelope
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Inside you there are two envelopes, and to a man with an envelope the whole world looks like a letter.” - James Envelope
And the teacher said what is your name boy? and he said why sir it is Sigmund Envelope
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
And the teacher said what is your name boy? and he said why sir it is Sigmund Envelope
it often feels like the shots get called by the equivalent of the most annoying kids in class addicted to implying they know something we don’t
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it often feels like the shots get called by the equivalent of the most annoying kids in class addicted to implying they know something we don’t
All of us clutching our temples and shaking our heads like, Bro.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
All of us clutching our temples and shaking our heads like, Bro.
That was a little over-eager in retrospect 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
That was a little over-eager in retrospect 😂
And the sequel, Paradise: Tokyo Drift
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And the sequel, Paradise: Tokyo Drift