Too little, too late.
Target Attempts to Win Back LGBTQ+ Community by Announcing Company Mascot Bullseye is a Power Bottom
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Target Attempts to Win Back LGBTQ+ Community by Announcing Company Mascot Bullseye is a Power Bottom
Retail giant Target announced a last ditch effort to win back support from the LGBTQ+ community by revealing their beloved mascot Bullseye is a known power bottom.
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June 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Too little, too late.
“I can’t believe we’re getting WW3 before-“
June 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“I can’t believe we’re getting WW3 before-“
The great break room in the sky.
Heartwarming! When This Target Employee Died on the Job, His Manager Told Coworkers He Transferred to Another Store Upstate
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Heartwarming! When This Target Employee Died on the Job, His Manager Told Coworkers He Transferred to Another Store Upstate
Most people would agree that the last place you want to die is on the job, not only because you’ll never enjoy retirement, but also because there’s a high probability your position will be posted with...
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May 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The great break room in the sky.
The doctor is in (the dumpster)!
Inspiring! This Crust Punk Became a Doctor After Finding an Old Lab Coat in a Dumpster
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Inspiring! This Crust Punk Became a Doctor After Finding an Old Lab Coat in a Dumpster
America at its best is the land of opportunity. It’s a place where (on paper at least) anyone from all walks of life can find success, happiness, and financial stability through hard work and persever...
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May 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The doctor is in (the dumpster)!
My favorite meal of the day is dessert (beer).
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My favorite meal of the day is dessert (beer).
Always look for the helpers.
Heartwarming! When This Guy’s Cybertruck Blew a Tire, a Good Samaritan Stopped and Beat Him With a Tire Iron
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Heartwarming! When This Guy’s Cybertruck Blew a Tire, a Good Samaritan Stopped and Beat Him With a Tire Iron
Have you ever witnessed a stranger struggling and ignored them because it wasn't your business? Whether it's because of selfishness or just being self-conscious, it's a safe bet that most people agree...
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May 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Always look for the helpers.
Bro do you even have LinkedIn Premium?
Here’s What Being a Dumbass Who Failed Upwards at His Father’s Company Taught Me About B2B Sales
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Here’s What Being a Dumbass Who Failed Upwards at His Father’s Company Taught Me About B2B Sales
When you’re struggling to succeed in today’s fast-paced B2B sales landscape, it’s easy to second-guess whether you’re cut out for this line of work or not. But sometimes you need to look at lessons fr...
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May 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bro do you even have LinkedIn Premium?
I can’t believe it’s already been 100 days of what feels like 1000 days of Trump’s second term.
April 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I can’t believe it’s already been 100 days of what feels like 1000 days of Trump’s second term.
Happy National Independent Bookstore Day! Suck it, Amazon.
April 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Happy National Independent Bookstore Day! Suck it, Amazon.
Waking up from a nap after 4 pm is the real life equivalent of slightly moving an image in a Word document.
April 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Waking up from a nap after 4 pm is the real life equivalent of slightly moving an image in a Word document.
What level of dystopia are we at when a terrifying video about being denied due process and sent to an El Salvadoran prison is immediately followed by a loud, wacky sports betting ad?
April 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What level of dystopia are we at when a terrifying video about being denied due process and sent to an El Salvadoran prison is immediately followed by a loud, wacky sports betting ad?
Imagine JD Vance being the last thing you see before you die.
April 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Imagine JD Vance being the last thing you see before you die.
I’m only giving this societal collapse a 6.1
Opinion: Society Will Still Need Snarky Music Critics After Civilization Collapses
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Opinion: Society Will Still Need Snarky Music Critics After Civilization Collapses
Unless you’ve been blissfully unaware of any and all current events, this country is fucked. I’m not trying to sound defeatist but we’re looking at at least two or three plausible doomsday scenarios. ...
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April 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m only giving this societal collapse a 6.1
At this rate, Trump is only 24 hours away from announcing "infinity plus one, no backsies" tariffs on China.
April 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
At this rate, Trump is only 24 hours away from announcing "infinity plus one, no backsies" tariffs on China.
My Morning Jacket implies the existence of Your Afternoon Pants.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My Morning Jacket implies the existence of Your Afternoon Pants.
Financial experts are now revealing the best time to invest in crypto is never.
April 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Financial experts are now revealing the best time to invest in crypto is never.
So as far as I understand it, the Republicans plan so far has just been to be racist and destroy the economy. Got it.
April 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So as far as I understand it, the Republicans plan so far has just been to be racist and destroy the economy. Got it.
So dating is weird, am I right?
Weird! This ICE Agent’s Dates Never Return From the Bathroom Right After He Explains What He Does for Work
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Weird! This ICE Agent’s Dates Never Return From the Bathroom Right After He Explains What He Does for Work
Modern dating is hard, even hellish a majority of the time. The emotional labor of countless swiping and dead ends on dating apps is already spirit crushing, but worse still is actually procuring a da...
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March 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So dating is weird, am I right?
Our tax dollar at work.
ICE Agent Ordered to Take Mandatory Callousness Training After Giving Water to Imprisoned Immigrants
ICE officer Brendan Williams was disciplined and forced to undergo mandatory callousness training after being caught giving water to a detained immigrant.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Our tax dollar at work.
The experts agree!
Ten Out of Ten Voices in Your Head Agree That You Should Grab the Gun Out of This Cop’s Holster
With so many dubious reports and "studies" flooding our news channels and social media, it is damn near impossible to reach a consensus on anything. So when a fact-based, independent report comes out ...
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March 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The experts agree!
Make Pizza Hut great again.
Opinion: This Can’t Be the Country I Grew up In, Because There Used To Be Way More Pizza Huts
Not to sound like a bitter old man but things truly were better back in the halcyon days of the 90’s, rose colored glasses be damned. That’s when I remember America being great, when my frontal lobe w...
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March 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Make Pizza Hut great again.
It’s gonna be huuuuge.
Trump to Meet with Putin for His 90-Day Review
Donald Trump announced that he would be meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin to discuss a number of international policies for his 90-day foreign asset probationary review.
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March 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It’s gonna be huuuuge.
Waiting for the press conference saying Gavin Newsom just signed a new bill for a massive fleet of environmentally friendly electric buses to throw trans people under.
March 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Waiting for the press conference saying Gavin Newsom just signed a new bill for a massive fleet of environmentally friendly electric buses to throw trans people under.
MAGA is terrible, but its extra frightening to see Congressional Democrats going out of their way to convey they’re just the cool ranch version of the boot on our necks.
March 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
MAGA is terrible, but its extra frightening to see Congressional Democrats going out of their way to convey they’re just the cool ranch version of the boot on our necks.
You know in all my years of writing I cannot think of a single time I spelled diarrhea correctly on the first try. Even now I had to use spell check. Anyway, existence is giving me diarrhea.
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You know in all my years of writing I cannot think of a single time I spelled diarrhea correctly on the first try. Even now I had to use spell check. Anyway, existence is giving me diarrhea.