Paul Taffin' Coldman
@luap.bsky.social
Totally just a human dude. Nothing sinister. Not an octopus. At all. 🐙
Geeked about all manner of sneaky games/immersive sims.
Pro-labour, Anti-billionaire, undecided on best Starburst flavour.
Geeked about all manner of sneaky games/immersive sims.
Pro-labour, Anti-billionaire, undecided on best Starburst flavour.
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According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."
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liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
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it's that time of the year
May 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
it's that time of the year
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Hear me out: "Insultant".
It's like a consultant, but I get paid to tell you your stupid ideas are shit and to stop doing dumb things.
It's like a consultant, but I get paid to tell you your stupid ideas are shit and to stop doing dumb things.
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Hear me out: "Insultant".
It's like a consultant, but I get paid to tell you your stupid ideas are shit and to stop doing dumb things.
It's like a consultant, but I get paid to tell you your stupid ideas are shit and to stop doing dumb things.
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Awkwarrrrrd
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Awkwarrrrrd
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debbie does the delta quadrant
February 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
debbie does the delta quadrant
Sure reads like these Conservative wackos up here deeply admire what ICE is doing down there and would quite like their turn to hurt people they hate.
From their convention.
From their convention.
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Sure reads like these Conservative wackos up here deeply admire what ICE is doing down there and would quite like their turn to hurt people they hate.
From their convention.
From their convention.
I've watched every Royal Rumble, so I'm also gonna watch this one, even though I think it really sucks that the women's Rumble match will be brutal work for all of those athletes, having to be completely covered due to stupid Saudi laws.
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I've watched every Royal Rumble, so I'm also gonna watch this one, even though I think it really sucks that the women's Rumble match will be brutal work for all of those athletes, having to be completely covered due to stupid Saudi laws.
This one hurts. Sanford and Son was one of the things my Dad bonded over when I was a kid, and later again when we reconciled briefly in my 20's.
May Demond Wilson rest in peace.
May Demond Wilson rest in peace.
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This one hurts. Sanford and Son was one of the things my Dad bonded over when I was a kid, and later again when we reconciled briefly in my 20's.
May Demond Wilson rest in peace.
May Demond Wilson rest in peace.
When this is genuinely the Edmonton dude over 40 fit, it's little wonder I still do pretty well out there 😂
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
When this is genuinely the Edmonton dude over 40 fit, it's little wonder I still do pretty well out there 😂
I finally picked up Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom and Paper Mario: TTYD on Switch, using vouchers one final time before they go away(BOOOOO NINTENDO, BOOOO)
Holy smokes is Echoes of Wisdom great. Took a little bit to realize it, but I'm really enjoying it.
And Paper Mario is the GOAT.
Holy smokes is Echoes of Wisdom great. Took a little bit to realize it, but I'm really enjoying it.
And Paper Mario is the GOAT.
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I finally picked up Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom and Paper Mario: TTYD on Switch, using vouchers one final time before they go away(BOOOOO NINTENDO, BOOOO)
Holy smokes is Echoes of Wisdom great. Took a little bit to realize it, but I'm really enjoying it.
And Paper Mario is the GOAT.
Holy smokes is Echoes of Wisdom great. Took a little bit to realize it, but I'm really enjoying it.
And Paper Mario is the GOAT.
It's pretty fucking cool to be Canadian, to be honest.
KINEW: [The press] want there to be a heated rivalry between Doug Ford and I, but we're on the same team.
CARNEY: I want you to just take that image – the heated rivalry between Doug Ford and Wab Kinew.
CARNEY: I want you to just take that image – the heated rivalry between Doug Ford and Wab Kinew.
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 AM
It's pretty fucking cool to be Canadian, to be honest.
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This make you uncomfortable? Good! Because this isn’t history, it’s reality and what ICE has normalized.
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 AM
This make you uncomfortable? Good! Because this isn’t history, it’s reality and what ICE has normalized.
Fuck all of, ALL OF, the way off. American Myth AND Gen AI???
Two absolutely revolting tastes that taste somehow even worse together. I'm laughing and gagging. Happy 250 you poor fucks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two absolutely revolting tastes that taste somehow even worse together. I'm laughing and gagging. Happy 250 you poor fucks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Fuck all of, ALL OF, the way off. American Myth AND Gen AI???
Two absolutely revolting tastes that taste somehow even worse together. I'm laughing and gagging. Happy 250 you poor fucks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two absolutely revolting tastes that taste somehow even worse together. I'm laughing and gagging. Happy 250 you poor fucks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fallout really went for it with that cold open 🤣🤣🤣🤣
a woman standing in front of a red maple leaf
ALT: a woman standing in front of a red maple leaf
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Fallout really went for it with that cold open 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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My jar of piss mixed with cayenne pepper>
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
My jar of piss mixed with cayenne pepper>
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Poor babies. They think this is bad, wait until they get behind bars. The hours will be long, oh you betcha. They should probably cut their losses and go back to being dealership security guards while they still can.
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Poor babies. They think this is bad, wait until they get behind bars. The hours will be long, oh you betcha. They should probably cut their losses and go back to being dealership security guards while they still can.
Nothing better than watching someone fighting for their life not to laugh out loud while doing the same yourself, standing in a line at a registry the way I was the first time I saw this.
It's a part of me now 🤣
It's a part of me now 🤣
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nothing better than watching someone fighting for their life not to laugh out loud while doing the same yourself, standing in a line at a registry the way I was the first time I saw this.
It's a part of me now 🤣
It's a part of me now 🤣
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We’re just innocent men
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We’re just innocent men
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I've been running on empty all weekend. I didn't get nearly as much done as I wanted and I dragged myself across the finish line with my eyebrows.
That can only mean one thing.
It is finally time.
The Quest begins now.
That can only mean one thing.
It is finally time.
The Quest begins now.
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I've been running on empty all weekend. I didn't get nearly as much done as I wanted and I dragged myself across the finish line with my eyebrows.
That can only mean one thing.
It is finally time.
The Quest begins now.
That can only mean one thing.
It is finally time.
The Quest begins now.
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