Having a morning coffee in Minneapolis searching if tear gas does indeed induce abortions
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Having a morning coffee in Minneapolis searching if tear gas does indeed induce abortions
Turns out we weren’t thinking about the fall of Rome nearly enough
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Turns out we weren’t thinking about the fall of Rome nearly enough
"A man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point where he does not discern any truth either in himself or anywhere around him, and thus falls into disrespect towards himself and others....
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
"A man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point where he does not discern any truth either in himself or anywhere around him, and thus falls into disrespect towards himself and others....
Mom: We have The Spellbinder at home
The Spellbinder at home:
The Spellbinder at home:
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Mom: We have The Spellbinder at home
The Spellbinder at home:
The Spellbinder at home:
This is the best thing I’ve this year
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This is the best thing I’ve this year
Watching the news of the day across multiple channels / political views and all military commenters have one thing in common - you can hear their erections when they talk about pew pew pews.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Watching the news of the day across multiple channels / political views and all military commenters have one thing in common - you can hear their erections when they talk about pew pew pews.
Awkward way to have a face reveal, but there you go
Man Somehow Thinks He Doesn’t Have Enough Alone Time https://theonion.com/man-somehow-thinks-he-doesn-t-have-enough-alone-time-1819577280/
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Awkward way to have a face reveal, but there you go
I remember watching the Wizard of Oz as a child and wondering how much animal cruelty was involved in making the yellow break road. I love prequels.
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I remember watching the Wizard of Oz as a child and wondering how much animal cruelty was involved in making the yellow break road. I love prequels.
Pretty girls make
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pretty girls make
True love is finding the catch() to your try.
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
True love is finding the catch() to your try.
Im at my most judgemental looking at random celebrity wiki pages and calculating the age difference between their partner.
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Im at my most judgemental looking at random celebrity wiki pages and calculating the age difference between their partner.
An assassin named Mathematically that assassinates non-playoff bound sports teams.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
An assassin named Mathematically that assassinates non-playoff bound sports teams.
People ask me how I started my successful business and I tell them all the same thing: I started by buying my own course on how to start a business.
Said no one ever.
Said no one ever.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
People ask me how I started my successful business and I tell them all the same thing: I started by buying my own course on how to start a business.
Said no one ever.
Said no one ever.
0 x “a lot better chance” = 0
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
0 x “a lot better chance” = 0
If I kill a werewolf in self defense and eat the werewolf due to some wilderness survival situation - am I technically a cannibal? (Btw I’m a human)
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If I kill a werewolf in self defense and eat the werewolf due to some wilderness survival situation - am I technically a cannibal? (Btw I’m a human)