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lowfdog.bsky.social
Lowfdog ☑️
@lowfdog.bsky.social
Neurodivergent Gaming Dog who had to speak up when things started getting ridiculous around here. He/Him #Resist. I am a social media Influenza and autocorrect hater. 👀
I tried to tell my cat that he can’t be the next Congressman for New York’s third district, but he refuses to believe me.
December 1, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I’m gonna just throw it out there that some people aren’t right. 👀
November 22, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Do they know who you are??!? 👀
November 18, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Wow, I didn’t think it was possible to do a gritty reboot of Connections with James Burke, but here we are. 😸
November 18, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Madam, I am an artist!

My comedy consists entirely of going around to people at parking lots and saying “Hot enough for ya?” on hot days, and “Cold enough for ya?” on cold. 👀
November 18, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I wrote a Tutorial article in NewsStar and saved an image of it in VRML, if that helps anyone… 👀
November 8, 2023 at 11:12 AM
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November 5, 2023 at 11:54 AM
I bet he just wanted to venti.
October 28, 2023 at 4:57 AM
At first, I thought this was some kind of slang for OnlyFans subscribers. 😹
October 28, 2023 at 4:41 AM
My cats are slackers. 😸😸😸
October 24, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Holy shit,the Speaker of the House vote on C-SPAN is absolutely hilarious.

The callers have me in stitches. 😹😹😹
October 20, 2023 at 2:36 PM
As a Main character in a dramatic comedy universe, reggae music automatically fades in for a short montage whenever I start to consume a marijuana product. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Get yourself some Tate’s Bake Shop chocolate chip cookies and you’ll stop caring about other cookies.

Either the walnut or regular, they are both good and taste homemade. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I was watching YouTube and I got this in a screenshot, somebody has to be able to make something good out of it. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I always thought it was because they were racist against Italian-Americans like me. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:28 AM
I got followed on Twitter by someone I knew from college a few days ago and I feel like I just recognized someone at the club right as the lights come up. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:18 AM
I told you not to fly Oceanic Airlines , though… 👀
October 15, 2023 at 5:08 PM
I spent five minutes arguing with myself whether that comma after ‘ground’ was superfluous, so if they exist I better turn myself in. 👀
October 14, 2023 at 8:58 AM
If I were fascist, I would definitely give up fascism for one of those sausages. ❤️❤️❤️
October 14, 2023 at 8:50 AM
October 14, 2023 at 4:23 AM
My money is on us arming Arsenal against Manchester United. 👀
October 14, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Lot of Twitter refugees, that’s for sure.
October 13, 2023 at 1:19 PM
I was being elite and using 12 percent of my brain, which reminds me of that movie with Scarlett Johannson, Home Alone 3. 👀
October 9, 2023 at 9:04 AM
I’m reading a book and I don’t know which irritates me more, the use of the “humans only use 10 percent of their brain” trope, or the two typos I’ve spotted so far. 👀
October 9, 2023 at 7:42 AM
Lol, that wasn’t even a good take in 7400 b.c. 😸
October 4, 2023 at 11:36 PM