Lowfdog ☑️
@lowfdog.bsky.social
Neurodivergent Gaming Dog who had to speak up when things started getting ridiculous around here. He/Him #Resist. I am a social media Influenza and autocorrect hater. 👀
I am about to lose my mind waiting for my #AppleVisionPro to be delivered. 😿
February 2, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I am about to lose my mind waiting for my #AppleVisionPro to be delivered. 😿
Dammit, I really want a breakfast biscuit right now.
December 30, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Dammit, I really want a breakfast biscuit right now.
I tried to tell my cat that he can’t be the next Congressman for New York’s third district, but he refuses to believe me.
December 1, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I tried to tell my cat that he can’t be the next Congressman for New York’s third district, but he refuses to believe me.
I’m gonna just throw it out there that some people aren’t right. 👀
November 22, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I’m gonna just throw it out there that some people aren’t right. 👀
I just checked my calendar, we’re only two days away from me overdosing on smugness because I don’t run around like a contestant from The Hunger Games trying to score a deal on shoddy consumer electronics. 👀
November 22, 2023 at 2:26 PM
I just checked my calendar, we’re only two days away from me overdosing on smugness because I don’t run around like a contestant from The Hunger Games trying to score a deal on shoddy consumer electronics. 👀
So yesterday, I apparently had a local celebrity bagger at the grocery store for The United Way, and I had no idea she was a celebrity until after I got home and saw the flyer.
I produced local TV News for ten years, no way I’m watching that nonsense after knowing how the sausage is made. 👀
I produced local TV News for ten years, no way I’m watching that nonsense after knowing how the sausage is made. 👀
November 22, 2023 at 2:17 PM
So yesterday, I apparently had a local celebrity bagger at the grocery store for The United Way, and I had no idea she was a celebrity until after I got home and saw the flyer.
I produced local TV News for ten years, no way I’m watching that nonsense after knowing how the sausage is made. 👀
I produced local TV News for ten years, no way I’m watching that nonsense after knowing how the sausage is made. 👀
Hey look, another metaphor for Twitter. 👀
Elon Musk’s SpaceX Starship rocket and spacecraft lost in second test flight | CNN
SpaceX reached several milestones in its Starship rocket system’s second integrated test flight before losing the booster and spacecraft over the Gulf of Mexico.
edition.cnn.com
November 18, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Hey look, another metaphor for Twitter. 👀
I literally just used the bathroom ten minutes ago, remind me not to get five refills of Coke Zero. 👀
November 11, 2023 at 2:00 AM
I literally just used the bathroom ten minutes ago, remind me not to get five refills of Coke Zero. 👀
In a related story, “FitBit in your skull” is my favorite song by They Might be Giants. 👀
Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elo...
"We can't blow up the first three. That's not an option here," Neuralink director Shivon Zilis reportedly warned.
www.businessinsider.com
November 8, 2023 at 7:54 AM
In a related story, “FitBit in your skull” is my favorite song by They Might be Giants. 👀
So I’m assuming that the only thing required these days to be a political pundit on 24-hour cable news is a complete inability to distinguish one’s ass from a hole in the ground. 👀
Takeaways from election in Ohio, Kentucky and more | CNN Politics
The battle for control of the Virginia legislature is still hanging in the balance, but the first round of returns from Tuesday’s off-year elections delivered one clear message: abortion rights are ...
www.cnn.com
November 8, 2023 at 7:46 AM
So I’m assuming that the only thing required these days to be a political pundit on 24-hour cable news is a complete inability to distinguish one’s ass from a hole in the ground. 👀
Remember, it’s one drink today for every time the prosecutor reminds Ivanka that she’s under oath. 👀
November 8, 2023 at 7:37 AM
Remember, it’s one drink today for every time the prosecutor reminds Ivanka that she’s under oath. 👀
I’m starting to be convinced that the best way to experience takeout food around here is to bring it home and immediately stuff it into the toilet. 👀
October 28, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I’m starting to be convinced that the best way to experience takeout food around here is to bring it home and immediately stuff it into the toilet. 👀
So, Covid.
I have a mild headache, a 99.2 degree fever, and a slightly scratchy throat.
My girlfriend is doing her best imitation of a firehouse out of alternating ends.
If my symptoms don’t get any worse I’m never gonna hear the end of how I lead a charmed life.
I have a mild headache, a 99.2 degree fever, and a slightly scratchy throat.
My girlfriend is doing her best imitation of a firehouse out of alternating ends.
If my symptoms don’t get any worse I’m never gonna hear the end of how I lead a charmed life.
October 28, 2023 at 7:13 AM
So, Covid.
I have a mild headache, a 99.2 degree fever, and a slightly scratchy throat.
My girlfriend is doing her best imitation of a firehouse out of alternating ends.
If my symptoms don’t get any worse I’m never gonna hear the end of how I lead a charmed life.
I have a mild headache, a 99.2 degree fever, and a slightly scratchy throat.
My girlfriend is doing her best imitation of a firehouse out of alternating ends.
If my symptoms don’t get any worse I’m never gonna hear the end of how I lead a charmed life.
My girlfriend’s current GI issues have to be measured on a scale of 1 to the Stephen King movie Dreamcatcher, in case you were wondering how her case of Covid is going. 👀
I am scared shitless for her, and also that I am gonna get it, too.
I am scared shitless for her, and also that I am gonna get it, too.
October 28, 2023 at 6:50 AM
My girlfriend’s current GI issues have to be measured on a scale of 1 to the Stephen King movie Dreamcatcher, in case you were wondering how her case of Covid is going. 👀
I am scared shitless for her, and also that I am gonna get it, too.
I am scared shitless for her, and also that I am gonna get it, too.
I told you I was smart… 👀
Video: The health benefits of regular naps | CNN Business
In an episode of Chasing Life, Dr. Sanjay Gupta talks with Professor Victoria Garfield on how naps impact our brains and why we should take more of them – even while we’re at the office.For more o...
www.cnn.com
October 28, 2023 at 6:36 AM
I told you I was smart… 👀
My girlfriend may have Covid.
She first told me to get her a bunch of Walmart bags, in case she had to throw up.
A half hour later, she told me to get her a towel, and also some Walmart bags that didn’t have holes in them. 👀
She first told me to get her a bunch of Walmart bags, in case she had to throw up.
A half hour later, she told me to get her a towel, and also some Walmart bags that didn’t have holes in them. 👀
October 28, 2023 at 4:45 AM
My girlfriend may have Covid.
She first told me to get her a bunch of Walmart bags, in case she had to throw up.
A half hour later, she told me to get her a towel, and also some Walmart bags that didn’t have holes in them. 👀
She first told me to get her a bunch of Walmart bags, in case she had to throw up.
A half hour later, she told me to get her a towel, and also some Walmart bags that didn’t have holes in them. 👀
Reminder, these are the same people who lose their shit over participation trophies. 👀
Travis County judge orders TEA to refrain from releasing A-F school ratings
The ruling comes after more than 100 school districts from across the state sued over how changes may be implemented.
www.wfaa.com
October 28, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Reminder, these are the same people who lose their shit over participation trophies. 👀
My cats are slackers. 😸😸😸
October 24, 2023 at 1:07 PM
My cats are slackers. 😸😸😸
Holy shit,the Speaker of the House vote on C-SPAN is absolutely hilarious.
The callers have me in stitches. 😹😹😹
The callers have me in stitches. 😹😹😹
October 20, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Holy shit,the Speaker of the House vote on C-SPAN is absolutely hilarious.
The callers have me in stitches. 😹😹😹
The callers have me in stitches. 😹😹😹
There is a skeet joke in there somewhere… 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:49 AM
There is a skeet joke in there somewhere… 👀
I was watching YouTube and I got this in a screenshot, somebody has to be able to make something good out of it. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I was watching YouTube and I got this in a screenshot, somebody has to be able to make something good out of it. 👀
This video scared my cats in multiple dimensions. 👀
October 20, 2023 at 1:15 AM
This video scared my cats in multiple dimensions. 👀
I’m all for taking out Russian helicopters, but the writer at Forbes conveniently forgets to mention that those M39 missiles are cluster munitions. 👀
MSN
www.msn.com
October 20, 2023 at 1:11 AM
I’m all for taking out Russian helicopters, but the writer at Forbes conveniently forgets to mention that those M39 missiles are cluster munitions. 👀
The link for this story made me sad, I thought Johnny Marr and Morrisey were getting back together.
www.salon.com/2023/10/16/j...
www.salon.com/2023/10/16/j...
October 17, 2023 at 10:35 AM
The link for this story made me sad, I thought Johnny Marr and Morrisey were getting back together.
www.salon.com/2023/10/16/j...
www.salon.com/2023/10/16/j...