I have Princess Primrose from when I was a kid. I lost her wand, the elastic for her hat broke, and her tinsel hair is a disaster. But we still have Chumster!

These are some amazing finds, especially if the dancing pony still works

Gaslight
Gatekeep
Girlboss

Thank you, phone 🤦‍♀️

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

Ok if Stolitz is your main ship with Blitz you can point out that Stolas is dumb and horny but we may revoke those privileges at any time

The Cloacult must review your top Blitz ships before deciding

You’re just going to have to settle for calling Andrealphus a stupid horny moron

Helluva Boss would be vastly improved if it was about two best friends illegally sharing a magic book and talking about how much they love banging hot broads