Lovely, Charming Zelda
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Lovely, Charming Zelda
@lovelyzelda.bsky.social
Over 40 underachiever

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December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by Lovely, Charming Zelda
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ok if Stolitz is your main ship with Blitz you can point out that Stolas is dumb and horny but we may revoke those privileges at any time
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Cloacult must review your top Blitz ships before deciding
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You’re just going to have to settle for calling Andrealphus a stupid horny moron
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Helluva Boss would be vastly improved if it was about two best friends illegally sharing a magic book and talking about how much they love banging hot broads
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Only Stolas’ fans are allowed to acknowledge his flaws
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
He didn’t specify whether or not he wanted positive or negative attention, so this is kind of on him
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
More like disastermind
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
As a true Stolas fan, I must mock him until one of his haters criticizes him at which point I will insist that Stolas has never done anything wrong in his life
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sorry all my mental energy on this is going towards being kind of annoyed by the pony butt plug because they both already have tails so like what even is that
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I would kill everyone in a twelve mile ra-di-us

Just to wipe that smug smile off your faaaaace
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM