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lovedhands.bsky.social
Nick 🐑
@lovedhands.bsky.social
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He/him. Pirate situationist (writer + artist). The local Stede guy. Transsexual fetish-oriented pervert. 🏴‍☠️🔞🕊🪦
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lovedhands.bsky.social
I'm like this when I encounter top/Alpha/dom Stede (any or all) and the -_- cat is everyone else as I complain about it. I guess I'm just a contrarian IDK
Two kittens. One looks grumpy, a -_- emoticon next to it. The other looks to be meowing but is captioned like it's coughing "cough ptoey bleagh"
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Peak
An image of the Google sheep emoji with a transparent background. It is Nick's favorite version of the sheep emoji
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty-Six: Wardrobe Malfunction (+ In Public)
For the edstede nation! What if Ed was a little evil /pos and Stede a little naive? archiveofourown.org/works/74823476
if crazy equals genius lovedhands Summary: “Is it…” Ed looks away and chews his lip. “Is it not good?” “No, Edward—you aren’t listening to me,” Stede sighs. “I told you, I have to pee!” “Then do it,” Ed murmurs. “What?” Stede asks, thinking he didn’t hear Ed correctly. Surely, he didn’t. When Ed can't get enough of kissing Stede, Stede reaches his limit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty-Five: Age Play (+ Padded)
Every day I fight the good fight and write little Stede/caregiver Izzy. Well here you go. A 1.1k treat archiveofourown.org/works/74806921
an ocean against your will lovedhands Summary: Distracted, he watches the cats padding around, but then his bladder spasms, and his eyes screw shut. He puts in his paci to try to relax him. It works too well, and he almost lets go within a few seconds. He whimpers around the paci. “Struggling, little one?” Mama asks, not moving his eyes from the screen. After Izzy tells Stede he has to hold it through the movie to get a treat, Stede regrets not going potty beforehand.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty-Four: Scent Kink
Some Hornigold era T4T edizzy goodness for @florenceafter12.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/74779686
wonder how we tesselate lovedhands Summary: The smell hits Ed like a fucking cannonball. His cunt throbs. “Izzy?” Ed asks. “What did you do?” “I don’t know what you mean, Sir,” Izzy says, but there’s a glint in his eye as he says it. When Izzy comes to bed, Ed notices something amiss.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty-Three: At a Party + Tickling
What if Calypso's Birthday went swimmingly? archiveofourown.org/works/74718281
a common goal lovedhands Summary: After drinking copious amounts of rum during the bash for Calypso's birthday, Stede tries to hit the head.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty-Two: BDSM + On a Date
For @florenceafter12.bsky.social in our boytoy AU—edizzy take Stede on a date, but Stede can't enjoy it!
archiveofourown.org/works/74605046
just a perfect day lovedhands Summary: “Where do you think you’re going?” Izzy mutters. Stede glances at the worker, but they’re on their phone. “I have to pee, Sir,” Stede whimpers. “Please, let me go. It’s an emergency.” “Should have thought about that before we left,” Izzy says. “Go on. Enjoy the gift we’ve given you.” “I have enjoyed it, and I’ll enjoy it more when I come back, but please—” On a date at the lepidopterarium, Stede can't stay focused on the lovely butterflies.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Big stretch
A black cat sitting on some crinkled paper on a rug A black cat stretching on the paper
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
In my 20s 😓
The Innocence Test Back Corrupted (62) you're probably either in your 20s or a really rebellious teenager. whichever way, you seem like a good time. come to our rager this weekend?
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
@digitalmeowmix.bsky.social @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social @edskrakenera.bsky.social @jaybirbbbb.bsky.social @nontimeretenebrous.bsky.social @florenceafter12.bsky.social @dinoromance89.bsky.social @electricfriend.bsky.social @izzyfreak.bsky.social
A 3x3 grid of drawings of users' profile pictures. From top left to bottom right: A white and black cat sitting next to a painting of itself, which has a red backdrop. A BTS photo of Izzy during the 1.09 mutiny with his hands together and his head tipped back. His wrists are bound. A black creature on a fence smoking a cigarette (Sorry I don't know where the little guy is from!) Baz sitting with a stuffed bunny (does it have a name? IDK the lore!) A bunch of skulls with some vegetation. A painting of Medusa that has been edited to look like Calico Jack (from the old days when we all became Jack. Why did we do that?) A swallow, white orange-red and blue. A BTS picture of Izzy sitting with a hot water bottle (?) on his chest. A white and orange cat fursona holding a balloon string (?) and looking devious. He has top surgery scars and a green collar with a gold bell.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
I'm putting on my guyliner and my lamb sweater
Nick in the restroom taking a mirror selfie. He wears a black sweater with a lamb wearing a bow on it and a black skirt.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Happy #SmallPoemSunday
It's edizzy
Tuesday, July 18, 2023 Whetstone Love Throw yourself to him; let his rigid surface hone your swinging sword soul. at 7/18/2023 09:51:00 PM Labels: haikus, it's those damn pirates, poetry
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet looking upset in 1.09. Text reads AUTISM
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Does anyone want to play
A 3x3 arrangement of squares. Above it reads "draw your mutuals' pfp poorly"
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty-One: Bath
For @mentallydevastated.bsky.social with their pairing request, Fang/Stede. Fang puts Stede in the bath. Stede has to pee. You won't believe what happens next.
archiveofourown.org/works/74564216
take it off my hands (do me a favor) lovedhands Summary: “What’s the matter?” Fang asks softly. Stede blinks. “I’m sorry?” “You’re tense.” Fang frowns. “Is it not nice?” “It is!” Stede says. “I just… well, I have to pee.” After delegating his ablutions to Fang, Stede realizes too late that his bladder is much too full.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twenty: Caught During + Loud
For @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social with his prompt: Stede runs away from loud noises of a shipyard and takes a pee. Izzy catches him, but he won't tell if Stede lets him watch. archiveofourown.org/works/74557001
refuge looks a lot like you lovedhands Summary: The sound of footsteps catches his attention, and his stream sputters to a stop as he whips his head up. Oh. The man who has encountered him is not his father, but instead… Goodness. After fleeing from the din of a shipyard, Stede finds a secluded place to be alone and urinate. He is not alone for very long.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Nineteen: Assisted Peeing
Kitty Ed and Doggy Izzy take care of baby puppy Stede. Heed the tags.
archiveofourown.org/works/74417126
baby on board (caring for your young) defiledbeautifulthing Summary: When newborn pup Stede has to pee, there's only one solution.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Eighteen: Pet Play + Filming
For @vampiratecore.bsky.social
Pup Stede is recorded by Izzy as a treat for Ed. Problem is, he has to pee, but Izzy anticipates this.
archiveofourown.org/works/74366931
puppy puddle lovedhands Summary: “Does my pet have to go potty?” Izzy croons, a mocking edge to his voice. Stede whines, dipping his head. “Aww. Come here first.” Izzy yanks the leash, and Stede tumbles forward. While Ed is away on a business trip, Izzy records him a treat, and Stede is the star of the show.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Seventeen: Out of Order (+ Band AU)
Stede can't find a bathroom without a line… until he does… and what he finds inside… well, you'll just have to see! archiveofourown.org/works/74354071
through this labyrinth lovedhands Summary: After wandering the venue for ages, Stede finally finds a bathroom without a long line—only, it's out of order.
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Sixteen: Lost
Tentacles and pee and eggs and little Stede! Who could ask for more? archiveofourown.org/works/74317636
at the shore's end defiledbeautifulthing Summary: When Stede gets lost at the beach, he's found by a Kraken full of eggs and put to use.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Fifteen: Hospital
Another 1k treat, this time with Stede trapped in his hospital bed with a full bladder… what ever will he do?
archiveofourown.org/works/74254286
rehydrated lovedhands Summary: After fainting at Pride, Stede wakes alone in a hospital room.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Fourteen: Pain
A little 1k of the trans mentorship AU once again, this time with some spanking, omo, and agere
archiveofourown.org/works/74201026
somehow, turn me around lovedhands Summary: “I’m sorry, Mama,” Stede says. “Can I go potty first?” “No,” Izzy says. Cruel Mama. “You can hold it, since you decided not to use your pull-up.” Stede receives a spanking, and if that isn't bad enough, he has to spend it trying not to pee himself.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Thirteen: Camping + Swimming
Stede gets naughty in the lake! You love to see it archiveofourown.org/works/74154006
in still waters lovedhands Summary: While swimming with his crew in a lake, Stede is stricken by the desperate need to relieve himself.
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Twelve: Bladder Control + Roleplay
HSG edizzy do a pirate roleplay! archiveofourown.org/works/74058271
at his mercy defiledbeautifulthing Summary: “Fuck you,” Izzy spits. “Such a foul mouth,” the captain says. His dark brown eyes rake over Izzy’s nude form. Izzy doesn’t shrink away. “But the rest of you…” His sword raises between Izzy’s lightly parted knees and forces Izzy’s legs open the rest of the way. “You’re fuckin’ eye candy.” Izzy is captured by Blackbeard.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Day Ten: Feverish
A little pee sickficlet in the trans mentorship AU
archiveofourown.org/works/73889291
deliriously happy lovedhands Summary: When Stede is running a fever, Izzy can't resist him.
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM