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I make my webcam look worse for aethestics. All of my typos are because I got really excited while typing.

He/him

Catch me playing support classes over on twitch.tv/lottel


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I've got that dog in me
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I got groundhog day-ed, but I got it right the first time.

www.twitch.tv/lottel?sr=a
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Twitch is the world
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February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I am excited to stream tonight. If you want me to list off the only good games ever made, check me out and yell at me to follow through.
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"What are your top 25 games of all time?"

Brother, they haven't even made 25 good video games.
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Heathcliff is the only real truth printed in papers anymore
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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computers be like "this shit true asf" and it's the number 1
November 20, 2024 at 1:56 AM
When the source is more surprising than the news
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Me living in a house shaped like a wedge of cheese: "I dunno. I guess I just like cheese and thought it would be fun."

"Mr. Owlbear then asked us to sit on his loveseat, which he called his fondu-vet, and proceeded to share his life story."
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I think I'm one breakdown/epiphany away from being the kind of guy who drives around in a car shaped like a food or lives in a giant replica record player. That genre of guy.
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Dream home
giant chest of drawers, high point, north carolina, 2001
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
punxsutawney phil is the geoff keighley of weather
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Sending this to my crush saying this could be us but you playin 😔
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I'd betray king and kingdom and switch allegiances just to fight by his side.
U.S. Army Soldier ca. 2078
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Everyone is taking the wrong thing away from the Epstein files. The real key truth here is the difference between the worst guy you went to high school with and the worst people in the world is only money.

They aren't "elites". There's no such thing. They are just normal chuds who have money.
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Now this is a movie review www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Anybody can be a monster fucker but often i wonder if i have what it takes to be a monster FATHER. I would raise our monster baby CALL ME BACK
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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ILLEGAL SNOW ART
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Don't forget it's a General Strike today, so strike any generals you see.
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender

just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
Whatever the immediate fallout of the scandal, what is going to stick around is the impression it gives, of hapless idiots doing ridiculous things. And I think that seriously reduces the appeal of capitulating to these jokers.
March 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Doc called today. Officially allergic to job.

How do I turn this around to benefiting me somehow? Hazard pay?
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Finally managed to get photographic proof of this very real sign
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM