I desire to melt into my bed. This should help.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I desire to melt into my bed. This should help.
Went the the pictures to watch the film “I Swear”, it was absolutely brilliant with wonderful performances.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Went the the pictures to watch the film “I Swear”, it was absolutely brilliant with wonderful performances.
I keep deleting posts! I have no confidence.
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I keep deleting posts! I have no confidence.
I’ve had a rough ride since Jan 2016. David Bowie died, I started really, properly bereaving my sister who took her own life two years before, and her son, in 2016, was on The Voice UK. I started wandering mostly up and around Lyme Park. I listened to Blackstar a lot on those walks on those hills.
September 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’ve had a rough ride since Jan 2016. David Bowie died, I started really, properly bereaving my sister who took her own life two years before, and her son, in 2016, was on The Voice UK. I started wandering mostly up and around Lyme Park. I listened to Blackstar a lot on those walks on those hills.
There’s a storm ‘a’ coming but she gives no fucks whatsoever.
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There’s a storm ‘a’ coming but she gives no fucks whatsoever.
I hear you’re a “digital creator” now Father.
August 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I hear you’re a “digital creator” now Father.
Trying to encourage a fox into my garden so went on Spotify and searched music for foxes. Turns out I’ve just created via AI a “Foxes Favourite Mix” which bizarrely includes “Pop Muzik” by M, Nilsson’s Coconut, David Bowie’s Laughing Gnome and some Syd Barrett…
Suffice to say the fox didn’t come.
Suffice to say the fox didn’t come.
August 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trying to encourage a fox into my garden so went on Spotify and searched music for foxes. Turns out I’ve just created via AI a “Foxes Favourite Mix” which bizarrely includes “Pop Muzik” by M, Nilsson’s Coconut, David Bowie’s Laughing Gnome and some Syd Barrett…
Suffice to say the fox didn’t come.
Suffice to say the fox didn’t come.
And typed that last message, stationary and with the engine turned off parked at the Aldi (last two words said in a Scouse accent…in my head).
August 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And typed that last message, stationary and with the engine turned off parked at the Aldi (last two words said in a Scouse accent…in my head).
Just checked the dashboard to see how many miles I had before needing petrol.
333 miles. Which was Graham Gooch’s highest test score against India in 1990.
I’m a Statman.
333 miles. Which was Graham Gooch’s highest test score against India in 1990.
I’m a Statman.
August 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just checked the dashboard to see how many miles I had before needing petrol.
333 miles. Which was Graham Gooch’s highest test score against India in 1990.
I’m a Statman.
333 miles. Which was Graham Gooch’s highest test score against India in 1990.
I’m a Statman.
Walked through the park yesterday where a Richard Madeley lookalike competition was about to start.
5 people including one of the organisers came up to me to ask me to enter.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more offended and am now contemplating a hairstyle change.
Turns out a pug with a wig won it.
5 people including one of the organisers came up to me to ask me to enter.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more offended and am now contemplating a hairstyle change.
Turns out a pug with a wig won it.
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Walked through the park yesterday where a Richard Madeley lookalike competition was about to start.
5 people including one of the organisers came up to me to ask me to enter.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more offended and am now contemplating a hairstyle change.
Turns out a pug with a wig won it.
5 people including one of the organisers came up to me to ask me to enter.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more offended and am now contemplating a hairstyle change.
Turns out a pug with a wig won it.
She’s with you on this.
June 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
She’s with you on this.
The Banshees of Inisherin on Film 4, Thursday night at 21:00.
Brilliant film.
Brilliant film.
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Banshees of Inisherin on Film 4, Thursday night at 21:00.
Brilliant film.
Brilliant film.
Sleeping on the soil is not conducive to the white sofa cover you then sashay around on when you’ve decided enough is enough with the outside world, doing your blue steel impression in the hope you’ll get some tuna….
April 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sleeping on the soil is not conducive to the white sofa cover you then sashay around on when you’ve decided enough is enough with the outside world, doing your blue steel impression in the hope you’ll get some tuna….
Went to see Gary Oldman in Beckett’s Krapps Last Tape. Truly exceptional performance, and his potassium levels must be sky high….
April 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Went to see Gary Oldman in Beckett’s Krapps Last Tape. Truly exceptional performance, and his potassium levels must be sky high….
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Full announcement vid. Folks please pre-order today from @bellaunion or find your local instore here ffm.to/asoberconver...
Pre-ordering vinyl/cds is the absolute life-blood for artists. Trust me....this is a good one. You have my word. Thank you.
Pre-ordering vinyl/cds is the absolute life-blood for artists. Trust me....this is a good one. You have my word. Thank you.
April 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Full announcement vid. Folks please pre-order today from @bellaunion or find your local instore here ffm.to/asoberconver...
Pre-ordering vinyl/cds is the absolute life-blood for artists. Trust me....this is a good one. You have my word. Thank you.
Pre-ordering vinyl/cds is the absolute life-blood for artists. Trust me....this is a good one. You have my word. Thank you.
I’m your huckleberry.x
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m your huckleberry.x
Reposted by Stuart Craigen
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
Reposted by Stuart Craigen
Painting by Michael Kidd 'Derek Jarman's Garden'
Acrylic on board. Dimensions 24 by 32 inches.
Acrylic on board. Dimensions 24 by 32 inches.
January 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Painting by Michael Kidd 'Derek Jarman's Garden'
Acrylic on board. Dimensions 24 by 32 inches.
Acrylic on board. Dimensions 24 by 32 inches.
Chas and Dave tonight. It was marvellous.
December 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Chas and Dave tonight. It was marvellous.
So my partner broke her elbow, and what has come out of it, is confirmation that I am no hair stylist.
December 7, 2024 at 2:46 PM
So my partner broke her elbow, and what has come out of it, is confirmation that I am no hair stylist.
Slipped on an actual banana skin today for the first time in my life, literally a few seconds before I was singing Simon Le Bon’s bum note on View To A Kill from Live Aid, 1985. My timing was out by a matter of seconds….
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Slipped on an actual banana skin today for the first time in my life, literally a few seconds before I was singing Simon Le Bon’s bum note on View To A Kill from Live Aid, 1985. My timing was out by a matter of seconds….
Tattoo! Hurts a little and quite bruised, massaging with a little coconut oil every now and again. The midlife crisis continues…..
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Tattoo! Hurts a little and quite bruised, massaging with a little coconut oil every now and again. The midlife crisis continues…..
Ok I’m now leaving the house for the very last time….tattoo-less
November 15, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Ok I’m now leaving the house for the very last time….tattoo-less