Lorne Hanks
lornehanks.bsky.social
Lorne Hanks
@lornehanks.bsky.social
Winnipeg lawyer and dad.
Everyone who just bought a TV:
“FU…!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My god.
It’s full of stars…
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Birthday haul.
Thanks @willharrisinva.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Jeez. How far down do I have to scroll to get the ingredients…
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
They call THIS a Snickers?!
It’s not even “fun-size”.
More like “fu-size”.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Canadians reacting to Trump Tariff threats:
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There’s a new hole on Corydon.
I can’t really remember what building was at the southeast corner with Wentworth before, but it’s gone now.
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Amy and me getting our Red Zone on.
October 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This campfire right next to the Maryland Bridge seems… unnecessary?
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“You’ve done well at Poker, Mr. Bond. Perhaps now you’re ready for a real game.”
October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is there anything more satisfying than unplugging a storm drain that’s making a lake on the street?
October 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Seems legit!
August 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I thought it would be a good idea to keep a physical calendar on my desk to quickly check dates when I’m on a call. At least I thought it was a good idea until I quite confidently assured someone on the phone that next Friday was September 3rd and he got to tell me my calendar was wrong.
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Stopped for the night in Regina and came across this commemorative marker.
August 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That feeling when you wonder why they have Greek signs here.
August 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
On the other hand, the Travelodge we’re staying in seems to be the anchor point for the police presence overseeing the wildfire evacuees Regina is hosting.
August 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is Regina the Winnipeg we want?
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Same.
August 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good news, everyone.
Costco has this whole wildfire hellscape issue sorted out.
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Due New e-BiLL is READY”

The wild capitalization is what really sets this phishing effort apart, though it’s also impressive that it’s addressed to “[email protected] & 2 more ” and the amount due is only 32 cents.
July 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Spooky trail on Wellington Crescent.
July 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
July 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
New Winnipeg city motto just coined.
June 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM