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Lore Sjöberg
@loresjoberg.bsky.social
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Always a rake; never a cad.

Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
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The fae aren’t even trying anymore.
An urban lawn with a spiral of cut flowers that a person could walk into.
December 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Girl saying “NO”
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
A transparent bag of broccoli, labeled “Sweet Baby Broccoli”
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I want to point out here that the Amazon search that resulted in this thumbnail being presented to me contained neither the word “coffee” nor “enema.”
Video thumbnail: A troublingly cheery woman is making pour-over coffee. The caption reads “Perfect for Coffee Enemas”
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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In my heart, this is how I have always pictured Dave Neilsen.
Author, actor, and pioneering Internet humorist David Neilsen dressed in a roughly Victorian suit, tie, and top hat, holding up a large candle lamp and mugging at the camera with Gangs of New York intensity.
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I think that if I had read this headline in 1992 I would have gone mad, Necronomicon-style.
Headline: "Creator IShowSpeed sued for allegedly punching, choking viral humanoid Rizzbot."
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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"Blasting bird missiles at the turtle monster" is my new euphemism for buttsex.
"Joe the Condor" from "Ninja Science Team Gatchaman" saying "We'll blast some Bird Missiles at that turtle monster when we find him."
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
Neon shop sign reading LIQUOR BEER WINE
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Breaking News:
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Spelling aside, I’m pretty sure I originally come from a timeline where nobody would utter “Berenstain Bears” and “Extreme Sports” in the same breath.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Of all the classic films about Santa Claus, only one was filmed in Mexico and involves Santa feuding with an agent of Satan. That's why I'm selling a shirt and hoodie commemorating the psychotic break known as "Santa Claus (1959)"

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Santa Claus, looking distinctly unbalanced, encompassed by the words "All My Friends Can Ignore the Devil!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Nick from Zootopia unhappy: Guy Fawkes Day Nick from Zootopia happy: Fox Guy Day
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Comic strip. First panel shows a man looking at a magazine, shock and anger in his face. The second panel pulls back to show him with an erection under his pants.
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Oh for fuck’s sake.
Text reply: You have a beautiful name, Ligma. I think s sent you a message with my friend by mistake, But it's nice to see you here. My name is Lim. This is me Photo of a young, slim Asian woman in full makeup.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Text message from unknown number: I found this number in my contact list and I'm not sure do we know each ohter before. May I ask your name. My reply: Folks round here call me Ligma.
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The video for Baby Got Back is weirder than I remember.
The word DORSUM in white on a black background. A white guy doing a Johnny Carson collar pull of consternation. Four Barbie-esque dolls in swimsuits looking to their right. One of them has the front of her suit pulled down to expose her nippleless breasts. I really have to wonder who decided to expose just one fashion doll and why. A Black woman with a purple phone. She is lounging and wearing a red teddy pf some variety. Behind her is a gigantic set of red lips suspended from pink chains. Superimposed on the image are the words CALL NOW.
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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A diptych of the same weathered sign. On the left it reads "DUMP NO MATERIAL WHATEVER". On the right it has been altered in red to read "DUMP! NO MATERIAL? WHATEVER…"
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Peter Falk as Columbo. Caption: “Just one more thing…HAPPY COLUMBO’S DAY.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Jesus Christ how much does that dog shit?
Sign in park. Text: Leash Pets Obey Scoop Law SMC 18.12.080. Image is a silhouette of white on green with some sort of hound on a leash and a generic crosswalk man holding a surprisingly large bucket.
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Humans of Earth, I present the saddest attempt at a scam I have ever been targeted by.
Message from a “client” on Upwork: Emma E. EE 12:00 AM PDT, 9 Sep 2025 Before Moving toward the main projects Will you please give me a little favour in buying one Tool Subscribtion .As its too much urjent and i wants you to complete it within 20 minutes i will pay you 150$ fir this task you need to complete it within 20 minutes as its too much urjent for now. Tool cost is 536$ i will pay you first advance payment of 750$ advance here on upwork for buying the tool subscribtion. As am employee in the company so we are only aloud to make the payment here on upwork for each tool which are required for the development . We have limited Access..
September 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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So you see.

From www.theatlantic.com/economy/arch...
Clip from the Atlantic: 'But when the METR team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20 percent slower when using AI than when working without it. The researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome,” Nate Rush, one of the authors of the study, told me. “We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”'
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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To the tune of “Girls on Film.”
A cylinder labeled “Duck Wrapped Cod” and a plate of duck-wrapped cod.
September 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Update: I am apparently putting Horsey Sauce on EVERYTHING.
Obi Wan Kenobi as a force ghost. Caption: He’s more Horsey Sauce now than man…
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM