Loren Crowe 🏳️🌈
@lorencrowe.bsky.social
Want to be talking fashion. Probably talking politics because <waves arms at everything>
MFA Fashion Design @ FIT in NYC. Non profit consultant. Columbia. HBS. he/him 🏳️🌈
📸 @TheLorenCrowe
MFA Fashion Design @ FIT in NYC. Non profit consultant. Columbia. HBS. he/him 🏳️🌈
📸 @TheLorenCrowe
Haha! Got ‘em!! Six goddamn fingers!!
Imagine being a designer and advertising your business with AI slop!?
Imagine being a designer and advertising your business with AI slop!?
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Haha! Got ‘em!! Six goddamn fingers!!
Imagine being a designer and advertising your business with AI slop!?
Imagine being a designer and advertising your business with AI slop!?
Could be! On the one above, don’t the front belt loops look like they’re different distances from CF? Also, as I’m digging through their ads I’m getting more suspicious.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Could be! On the one above, don’t the front belt loops look like they’re different distances from CF? Also, as I’m digging through their ads I’m getting more suspicious.
Ooooh, I think it is. That’s a button hole on the right front where we should see the backside of a sewn button.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ooooh, I think it is. That’s a button hole on the right front where we should see the backside of a sewn button.
Hey fam, do we think this photo is AI slop?
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hey fam, do we think this photo is AI slop?
This 1899 ad for men’s corsets is real, and it’s spectacular.
It’s like, “I’ve got it! We’ll butch up the corset by naming them all after British Field Marshals!!”
It’s like, “I’ve got it! We’ll butch up the corset by naming them all after British Field Marshals!!”
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This 1899 ad for men’s corsets is real, and it’s spectacular.
It’s like, “I’ve got it! We’ll butch up the corset by naming them all after British Field Marshals!!”
It’s like, “I’ve got it! We’ll butch up the corset by naming them all after British Field Marshals!!”
Liberalism has *always* been “of the left.”
The left-right spectrum analogy was literally invented to describe liberal revolutionaries vs. defenders of the status quo.
The left-right spectrum analogy was literally invented to describe liberal revolutionaries vs. defenders of the status quo.
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Liberalism has *always* been “of the left.”
The left-right spectrum analogy was literally invented to describe liberal revolutionaries vs. defenders of the status quo.
The left-right spectrum analogy was literally invented to describe liberal revolutionaries vs. defenders of the status quo.
Guys, I made it onto WWD!
(If you’ve never heard of WWD, I get it! I’ve heard it described best as like Vogue but for people who sell fashion instead people who buy fashion.)
(If you’ve never heard of WWD, I get it! I’ve heard it described best as like Vogue but for people who sell fashion instead people who buy fashion.)
September 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Guys, I made it onto WWD!
(If you’ve never heard of WWD, I get it! I’ve heard it described best as like Vogue but for people who sell fashion instead people who buy fashion.)
(If you’ve never heard of WWD, I get it! I’ve heard it described best as like Vogue but for people who sell fashion instead people who buy fashion.)
Behind the scenes at my NYFW debut
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Behind the scenes at my NYFW debut
Ignoring the fact that he’s the nepo-baby of a millionaire politician, imagine being able to put yourself through college with a part-time entry-level job!
August 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ignoring the fact that he’s the nepo-baby of a millionaire politician, imagine being able to put yourself through college with a part-time entry-level job!
I can’t explain why, but the dead foursome from The Good Place will always be bi-coded to me.
Probably just because of how gratuitously hot they all were.
Probably just because of how gratuitously hot they all were.
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can’t explain why, but the dead foursome from The Good Place will always be bi-coded to me.
Probably just because of how gratuitously hot they all were.
Probably just because of how gratuitously hot they all were.
A definitive (personal) tier ranking of Zelda games I’ve finished (so far!)
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A definitive (personal) tier ranking of Zelda games I’ve finished (so far!)
Not trying to start Superman discourse, which looks like a fun and competently made movie if you’re up for that sort of thing, but is it right to count a 2.5/4 review as “good”?
That’s 63%! A D-minus!
That’s 63%! A D-minus!
July 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Not trying to start Superman discourse, which looks like a fun and competently made movie if you’re up for that sort of thing, but is it right to count a 2.5/4 review as “good”?
That’s 63%! A D-minus!
That’s 63%! A D-minus!
The tab patch on this idiot's shoulder is modeled after the Army's Ranger tab, which most would consider a kinda tough-to-get credibility signal in the Army.
I don't know what "bortac" is but it sounds stupid, like the rest of this guy's outfit.
This is pure cosplay.
I don't know what "bortac" is but it sounds stupid, like the rest of this guy's outfit.
This is pure cosplay.
July 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The tab patch on this idiot's shoulder is modeled after the Army's Ranger tab, which most would consider a kinda tough-to-get credibility signal in the Army.
I don't know what "bortac" is but it sounds stupid, like the rest of this guy's outfit.
This is pure cosplay.
I don't know what "bortac" is but it sounds stupid, like the rest of this guy's outfit.
This is pure cosplay.
We don’t have to be like this. Other countries aren’t like this.
![Screenshot of a Reuters headline that reads: “France offers citizenship to [undocumented] Malian immigrant who scaled building to save child”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bhxinxe2pbhnhbizcat7b7aw/bafkreicbn7m43cmrvqu5u7qzzc73zhh4akys3atsuyoait4enamjpq6tu4@jpeg)
July 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We don’t have to be like this. Other countries aren’t like this.
Some personal news!
I’ve been accepted to FIT’s MFA Fashion Design program starting in the fall.
I’ve been accepted to FIT’s MFA Fashion Design program starting in the fall.
June 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Some personal news!
I’ve been accepted to FIT’s MFA Fashion Design program starting in the fall.
I’ve been accepted to FIT’s MFA Fashion Design program starting in the fall.
Never in my whole life have I heard someone on the left say anything like this about people from conservative-voting areas.
June 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Never in my whole life have I heard someone on the left say anything like this about people from conservative-voting areas.
It’s been a very good (and very gay) year of theater so far!
June 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s been a very good (and very gay) year of theater so far!
The thing about Soviet grocery stores is that they were the only stores and they often didn’t have much…food.
If an NYC-operated store offered the items you wanted in a competitive and convenient manner, why wouldn’t you shop there? Will the food taste different? Will it be full of woke?
If an NYC-operated store offered the items you wanted in a competitive and convenient manner, why wouldn’t you shop there? Will the food taste different? Will it be full of woke?
June 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The thing about Soviet grocery stores is that they were the only stores and they often didn’t have much…food.
If an NYC-operated store offered the items you wanted in a competitive and convenient manner, why wouldn’t you shop there? Will the food taste different? Will it be full of woke?
If an NYC-operated store offered the items you wanted in a competitive and convenient manner, why wouldn’t you shop there? Will the food taste different? Will it be full of woke?
No, what’s stunning is the NYT not calling it for Mamdani like they would for any candidate with an insurmountable lead prior to 100% of the votes being tallied.
In RCV, votes transfer from and towards ideologically aligned candidates. Zohran’s lead will only grow.
Cuomo’s conceded! Call the race!
In RCV, votes transfer from and towards ideologically aligned candidates. Zohran’s lead will only grow.
Cuomo’s conceded! Call the race!
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
No, what’s stunning is the NYT not calling it for Mamdani like they would for any candidate with an insurmountable lead prior to 100% of the votes being tallied.
In RCV, votes transfer from and towards ideologically aligned candidates. Zohran’s lead will only grow.
Cuomo’s conceded! Call the race!
In RCV, votes transfer from and towards ideologically aligned candidates. Zohran’s lead will only grow.
Cuomo’s conceded! Call the race!
Having experienced elections in Cambridge, MA for a decade, it’s going to be super fun to watch NYC discover the power of slates and feeder candidates in Ranked Choice Voting.
June 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Having experienced elections in Cambridge, MA for a decade, it’s going to be super fun to watch NYC discover the power of slates and feeder candidates in Ranked Choice Voting.
Co-worker: “Do anything fun this weekend?”
Me, in my head: (“Hmm…sold some jocks, made cute underwear for me and the bf, saw a play called Prince Faggot, danced in cute underwear until 4am, went to brunch, went to the protest, watched Gilded Age”)
Me, out loud: “Oh, not much. Brunch. Gilded Age.”
Me, in my head: (“Hmm…sold some jocks, made cute underwear for me and the bf, saw a play called Prince Faggot, danced in cute underwear until 4am, went to brunch, went to the protest, watched Gilded Age”)
Me, out loud: “Oh, not much. Brunch. Gilded Age.”
June 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Co-worker: “Do anything fun this weekend?”
Me, in my head: (“Hmm…sold some jocks, made cute underwear for me and the bf, saw a play called Prince Faggot, danced in cute underwear until 4am, went to brunch, went to the protest, watched Gilded Age”)
Me, out loud: “Oh, not much. Brunch. Gilded Age.”
Me, in my head: (“Hmm…sold some jocks, made cute underwear for me and the bf, saw a play called Prince Faggot, danced in cute underwear until 4am, went to brunch, went to the protest, watched Gilded Age”)
Me, out loud: “Oh, not much. Brunch. Gilded Age.”
Fun facts!
Iran’s population today is about 3.5x bigger than Iraq’s was in 2003.
Iran is also about 4x the size of Iraq.
Just something to keep in mind when people are talking about regime change.
Iran’s population today is about 3.5x bigger than Iraq’s was in 2003.
Iran is also about 4x the size of Iraq.
Just something to keep in mind when people are talking about regime change.
June 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fun facts!
Iran’s population today is about 3.5x bigger than Iraq’s was in 2003.
Iran is also about 4x the size of Iraq.
Just something to keep in mind when people are talking about regime change.
Iran’s population today is about 3.5x bigger than Iraq’s was in 2003.
Iran is also about 4x the size of Iraq.
Just something to keep in mind when people are talking about regime change.