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LordOfTheGoobers
@lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
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34M | Straight | Autistic | Gamer | Crohn's sufferer | I post nudes and share what I like. I also enjoy some playful flirting

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LordOfTheGoobers @lordofthegoobers.bsky.social · Oct 15
Hey, I'm Goobs and here's some info on me ❤️

*34
*5'11"
*USA
*He/Him
*Plus size, I hate my body but I'm trying to love it
*Straight
*Single since 2013
*Still a virgin and don't see that changing
*I take care of my grandma with dementia full time
*Xbox gamer
*Big Nerd
*I post my own nudes/porn
LordOfTheGoobers stands half naked in his underwear. He leans on his cat tree and smirks at the camera while his left hand covers his crotch. A closeup shot of LordOfTheGoobers presenting his dick bulge in his underwear LordOfTheGoobers lays naked in bed, arms behind his head and his hard cock points down. A closeup side view of LordOfTheGoobers' hard cock protruding from his fat pad. There is visible precum lingering on the edge of the cock head.
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
Can we try to help this girl with her loan? She's a real sweet girl, and she deserves to live without this stress.
divinelydelicious.bsky.social Goddess Divine 🫶🏻 @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 1d
Help your girl get back into the positive and pay off her loan? I need $68 😫 cash.app/$theonlydivi...

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December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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goredgoth.bsky.social
clap clap

#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bigtits #bodyhair #hairypussy #maskkink #thighthursday
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
I slacked on posting tip thank yous (though I was still spoiling them w/ mountains of my smut to choose from)! This is the last one & it's from an anonymous tipper. I'm WAY behind my goal this week. It would be fantastic if I could spoil YOU!

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
Polly is in a black light lifting up her glowing Orange net shirt to show a massive titty with hard nipple. Her mouth, presumably painted with her signature red lippy, is open with her tongue playing with the back of her teeth. It's like sci-fi smut.
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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goredgoth.bsky.social
i always get so wet when i'm playing with my toys 🥰 this is the teaser, the full ~8.5 min version is on Fansly!

#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bodyhair #hairypussy #closeup #dildo #fingering
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Life's a mess but wanted to say hi 😘
Mirror picture of toppers divine only in her undies
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
When I say life is a wreck this is what I mean. I am so far behind. $67.88 is overdue stuff on cashapp so I cant even use it and about to be another $210 😭
This is my goal for the week to dig myself back out of this
Screenshot showing over due balance Screenshot showing balance coming due soon
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
I'm going to leave this right here with a link to my cashapp as well because it is currently $68 in the hole and im a few days it'll be nearly $300 that way. Any little tips thrown towards the balance will unlock new content here. Bigger tips $15+ can send requests.

cash.app/$theonlydivi...
Divine mirror selfie in the shower
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
The artist and her art

We took in a new cat today after getting her shots and a checkup. My girls aren't taking it too well, and this lady got so scared she scratched me pretty good.
A grey tabby looking beyond the camera Cat scratches on my arm
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
It's been a long day after a long week & I'm behind at thanking the lovely peeps who got me toward my tip goal this week! I wanna give a BIG shoutout to @figmentfan.bsky.social, who helped me out & then picked some fun stuff to share with y'all!

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
Polly faces away from camera on her knees wearing a red teddy that goes up her ass cheeks and matching red thigh high fishnets with striped tops. You can absolutely see peeks of Trouble on either side of the tiny crotch. Naughty naughty.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
As a woman with some self-image issues, one of the most amazing things to me is having someone create art of my body. I commissioned @artistscouch.bsky.social as a gift to myself. And I feel SO incredibly beautiful! Seeing myself through his eyes is so impactful. 10/10. You should treat yourself!
artistscouch.bsky.social Artists couch @artistscouch.bsky.social · 4d
Drawing offff @polypolyoxenfree.me for tiddy/tummy Tuesday!
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
And a very happy #TittyTuesday to all my Slutty Internet Friends who celebrate! It's also #TipTuesday! Tis the season to remember I've been good all year! Fell super short of my tip goal last week. Can you help this week? I'd love to spoil you! 😘💋

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
Polly is wearing a pink satin camisole with candy canes on it which she is pulling down as though to try and cover her naked pussy, just or if view. Her signature Ruby lips hang open as if in Surprise. At the top of the frame you can see a little pint of her black framed glasses and she's also wearing a strand of pearls which she forgot to take off, like a dumb dumb. But hey! Who doesn't wear pearls with pajamas these days?
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
Such a beautiful woman calls for titties, I must needs heed the call!!! Thanks @chunterart.bsky.social !
Poly is snuggly in her bed with her tan comforter pulled up to just below her bare nipples. She has one finger resting on her lips painted in her signature red. There is a smattering of white stars across the image. It's the sparkly season!
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
I made a joke to @lisa-anne46.bsky.social that since it was 80° here today that I was gonna wear my daisy dukes, bikini on top. She told me I had to & to take a pic. I never back off a dare. (@clockworkrhxbynn.bsky.social is holding me to it too.) So here's ya California Girl Poly.
#TummyTuesday
Poly lays sideways on the bed in short cut off denim shorts that are open to reveal her belly button and no underwear and a turquoise and white floral bikini top. You can see her wavy blonde hair hitting her shoulders and her signature crimson lips are open with her tongue on her teeth. I assure you, I did not wear this to school pickup. But I sort of thought about it. LOL
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Please help. This is overdue and puts me in danger of not getting new loans
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Wagon for your Wednesday
Divines ass on full discussion pressed against wet glass
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Help a girl out? My loan payment is due soon
linktr.ee/divineanddel...
Loan payment
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
I wish I was dead right now. I'm beyond sick and tired of this shitty life I'm stuck in. I'd rather be dead than continue having Crohn's. I hate living with my dad so much. I just hate everything right now.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Vibe with me
Watch my body sway
Touch me to the beat of the song
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
Ok. I'm behind on thanks for last week's tips. (ADHD is a helluva drug.) Big shout-out to my AMAZING friend, @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social, whom I owe a MUCH better post, but I still haven't gotten to it. He graciously settled for Velma.
U next?
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
Polly, dressed as Velma from Scooby-Doo, lays back and pulls down her red skirt to show a hint of orange underwear. Her orange top is undone and pulled back across her shoulders and her tits and tummy are on full display. Her red lips are open and her tongue is playing with the corner of her mouth. Just a hint of a brunette Bob and the bottom of her black rimmed glasses are in the top of the image. Honestly, I very much underplayed the enthusiasm Jumpy has for this image. But I really do owe him a shoot I've been promising since June. So...
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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polypolyoxenfree.me
UGH! Gotta buckle down & do this VanillaLand project & log off the Skyline for the rest of the night. (I'll still answer Snap/Discord DMs, but not as quickly.) In the meantime, I leave you with a festive🎄 #ThighThursday / #ThickThursday offering.

🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
Polly is on the bed with her knees spread wide sort of faced sideways, with her body twisted around so you can read her gray shirt with big white letters that read I party with Santa. Her wavy blonde hair skims her shoulders and her lips painted in her signature crimson are open with her tongue slightly out. She also wears red lace panties and black thigh high socks. It's cold out, don't you know?
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
I have news for yall in the morning (it's good dont worry) but I've been up all night hustling. Wake me up (in 2 hrs) to a tip to cover coffee and I'll spoil yall rotten tomorrow.
$10 at cashapp or Kofi please 😘
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Everyone better thank @shhdonttell28.bsky.social for the generous tip i just received 😭😭
And this post.

The rest of you need to do and be better. It shouldn't be up to fellow creators to help each other out no matter how much I appreciate each and every one of you 🫶🏻

I'm at $150 left for rent
Little sneak shot of divine
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
Can anyone help this lady pay her rent? She's been sick lately and can't work, so anything will help
divinelydelicious.bsky.social Goddess Divine 🫶🏻 @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 9d
So yeah, I'll see most of y'all when I start seeing little $$$ notifications pop up on my phone. $185 off of rent still. 🫶🏻
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
Even if I get a cat door for my room, I'll still need to find a way to get a jigsaw for my dad to use to install the door. I'm giving up hope right now.
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social LordOfTheGoobers @lordofthegoobers.bsky.social · 9d
It's been 2 months since I asked my dad to get me a cat door for my room and he still won't do it. And my grandma still gets into my room at least once a week to fuck with my stuff. Meanwhile my dad is buying Steam gift cards for women he's met online instead of helping me. I'm so sick of this shit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
It's been 2 months since I asked my dad to get me a cat door for my room and he still won't do it. And my grandma still gets into my room at least once a week to fuck with my stuff. Meanwhile my dad is buying Steam gift cards for women he's met online instead of helping me. I'm so sick of this shit.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM