LordOfTheGoobers
@lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
34M | Straight | Autistic | Gamer | Crohn's sufferer | I post nudes and share what I like. I also enjoy some playful flirting
DMs are open to mutuals
NSFW 18+ MDNI
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NSFW 18+ MDNI
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Hey, I'm Goobs and here's some info on me ❤️
*34
*5'11"
*USA
*He/Him
*Plus size, I hate my body but I'm trying to love it
*Straight
*Single since 2013
*Still a virgin and don't see that changing
*I take care of my grandma with dementia full time
*Xbox gamer
*Big Nerd
*I post my own nudes/porn
*34
*5'11"
*USA
*He/Him
*Plus size, I hate my body but I'm trying to love it
*Straight
*Single since 2013
*Still a virgin and don't see that changing
*I take care of my grandma with dementia full time
*Xbox gamer
*Big Nerd
*I post my own nudes/porn
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I know it's close to the holidays but any help here would be so appreciated. It will help my family out this christmas.
Every tip unlocks new content 🫶🏻
Every tip unlocks new content 🫶🏻
Help your girl get back into the positive and pay off her loan? I need $68 😫 cash.app/$theonlydivi...
Every $ unlocks new content
Every $ unlocks new content
Pay me on Cash App
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December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know it's close to the holidays but any help here would be so appreciated. It will help my family out this christmas.
Every tip unlocks new content 🫶🏻
Every tip unlocks new content 🫶🏻
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Sinful Sunday and soft Sunday too I think 😘
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sinful Sunday and soft Sunday too I think 😘
Can we try to help this girl with her loan? She's a real sweet girl, and she deserves to live without this stress.
Help your girl get back into the positive and pay off her loan? I need $68 😫 cash.app/$theonlydivi...
Every $ unlocks new content
Every $ unlocks new content
Pay me on Cash App
Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App
cash.app
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Can we try to help this girl with her loan? She's a real sweet girl, and she deserves to live without this stress.
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clap clap
#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bigtits #bodyhair #hairypussy #maskkink #thighthursday
#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bigtits #bodyhair #hairypussy #maskkink #thighthursday
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I slacked on posting tip thank yous (though I was still spoiling them w/ mountains of my smut to choose from)! This is the last one & it's from an anonymous tipper. I'm WAY behind my goal this week. It would be fantastic if I could spoil YOU!
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I slacked on posting tip thank yous (though I was still spoiling them w/ mountains of my smut to choose from)! This is the last one & it's from an anonymous tipper. I'm WAY behind my goal this week. It would be fantastic if I could spoil YOU!
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
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i always get so wet when i'm playing with my toys 🥰 this is the teaser, the full ~8.5 min version is on Fansly!
#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bodyhair #hairypussy #closeup #dildo #fingering
#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bodyhair #hairypussy #closeup #dildo #fingering
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i always get so wet when i'm playing with my toys 🥰 this is the teaser, the full ~8.5 min version is on Fansly!
#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bodyhair #hairypussy #closeup #dildo #fingering
#nsfw #bbw #chubby #goth #gothgirl #thickthighs #bodyhair #hairypussy #closeup #dildo #fingering
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Life's a mess but wanted to say hi 😘
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Life's a mess but wanted to say hi 😘
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When I say life is a wreck this is what I mean. I am so far behind. $67.88 is overdue stuff on cashapp so I cant even use it and about to be another $210 😭
This is my goal for the week to dig myself back out of this
This is my goal for the week to dig myself back out of this
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When I say life is a wreck this is what I mean. I am so far behind. $67.88 is overdue stuff on cashapp so I cant even use it and about to be another $210 😭
This is my goal for the week to dig myself back out of this
This is my goal for the week to dig myself back out of this
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I'm going to leave this right here with a link to my cashapp as well because it is currently $68 in the hole and im a few days it'll be nearly $300 that way. Any little tips thrown towards the balance will unlock new content here. Bigger tips $15+ can send requests.
cash.app/$theonlydivi...
cash.app/$theonlydivi...
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm going to leave this right here with a link to my cashapp as well because it is currently $68 in the hole and im a few days it'll be nearly $300 that way. Any little tips thrown towards the balance will unlock new content here. Bigger tips $15+ can send requests.
cash.app/$theonlydivi...
cash.app/$theonlydivi...
The artist and her art
We took in a new cat today after getting her shots and a checkup. My girls aren't taking it too well, and this lady got so scared she scratched me pretty good.
We took in a new cat today after getting her shots and a checkup. My girls aren't taking it too well, and this lady got so scared she scratched me pretty good.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The artist and her art
We took in a new cat today after getting her shots and a checkup. My girls aren't taking it too well, and this lady got so scared she scratched me pretty good.
We took in a new cat today after getting her shots and a checkup. My girls aren't taking it too well, and this lady got so scared she scratched me pretty good.
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It's been a long day after a long week & I'm behind at thanking the lovely peeps who got me toward my tip goal this week! I wanna give a BIG shoutout to @figmentfan.bsky.social, who helped me out & then picked some fun stuff to share with y'all!
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's been a long day after a long week & I'm behind at thanking the lovely peeps who got me toward my tip goal this week! I wanna give a BIG shoutout to @figmentfan.bsky.social, who helped me out & then picked some fun stuff to share with y'all!
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
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As a woman with some self-image issues, one of the most amazing things to me is having someone create art of my body. I commissioned @artistscouch.bsky.social as a gift to myself. And I feel SO incredibly beautiful! Seeing myself through his eyes is so impactful. 10/10. You should treat yourself!
Drawing offff @polypolyoxenfree.me for tiddy/tummy Tuesday!
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As a woman with some self-image issues, one of the most amazing things to me is having someone create art of my body. I commissioned @artistscouch.bsky.social as a gift to myself. And I feel SO incredibly beautiful! Seeing myself through his eyes is so impactful. 10/10. You should treat yourself!
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And a very happy #TittyTuesday to all my Slutty Internet Friends who celebrate! It's also #TipTuesday! Tis the season to remember I've been good all year! Fell super short of my tip goal last week. Can you help this week? I'd love to spoil you! 😘💋
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And a very happy #TittyTuesday to all my Slutty Internet Friends who celebrate! It's also #TipTuesday! Tis the season to remember I've been good all year! Fell super short of my tip goal last week. Can you help this week? I'd love to spoil you! 😘💋
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
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Such a beautiful woman calls for titties, I must needs heed the call!!! Thanks @chunterart.bsky.social !
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Such a beautiful woman calls for titties, I must needs heed the call!!! Thanks @chunterart.bsky.social !
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I made a joke to @lisa-anne46.bsky.social that since it was 80° here today that I was gonna wear my daisy dukes, bikini on top. She told me I had to & to take a pic. I never back off a dare. (@clockworkrhxbynn.bsky.social is holding me to it too.) So here's ya California Girl Poly.
#TummyTuesday
#TummyTuesday
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I made a joke to @lisa-anne46.bsky.social that since it was 80° here today that I was gonna wear my daisy dukes, bikini on top. She told me I had to & to take a pic. I never back off a dare. (@clockworkrhxbynn.bsky.social is holding me to it too.) So here's ya California Girl Poly.
#TummyTuesday
#TummyTuesday
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Please help. This is overdue and puts me in danger of not getting new loans
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Please help. This is overdue and puts me in danger of not getting new loans
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Wagon for your Wednesday
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wagon for your Wednesday
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Help a girl out? My loan payment is due soon
linktr.ee/divineanddel...
linktr.ee/divineanddel...
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Help a girl out? My loan payment is due soon
linktr.ee/divineanddel...
linktr.ee/divineanddel...
I wish I was dead right now. I'm beyond sick and tired of this shitty life I'm stuck in. I'd rather be dead than continue having Crohn's. I hate living with my dad so much. I just hate everything right now.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I wish I was dead right now. I'm beyond sick and tired of this shitty life I'm stuck in. I'd rather be dead than continue having Crohn's. I hate living with my dad so much. I just hate everything right now.
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Vibe with me
Watch my body sway
Touch me to the beat of the song
Watch my body sway
Touch me to the beat of the song
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Vibe with me
Watch my body sway
Touch me to the beat of the song
Watch my body sway
Touch me to the beat of the song
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Ok. I'm behind on thanks for last week's tips. (ADHD is a helluva drug.) Big shout-out to my AMAZING friend, @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social, whom I owe a MUCH better post, but I still haven't gotten to it. He graciously settled for Velma.
U next?
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
U next?
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ok. I'm behind on thanks for last week's tips. (ADHD is a helluva drug.) Big shout-out to my AMAZING friend, @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social, whom I owe a MUCH better post, but I still haven't gotten to it. He graciously settled for Velma.
U next?
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
U next?
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
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UGH! Gotta buckle down & do this VanillaLand project & log off the Skyline for the rest of the night. (I'll still answer Snap/Discord DMs, but not as quickly.) In the meantime, I leave you with a festive🎄 #ThighThursday / #ThickThursday offering.
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
UGH! Gotta buckle down & do this VanillaLand project & log off the Skyline for the rest of the night. (I'll still answer Snap/Discord DMs, but not as quickly.) In the meantime, I leave you with a festive🎄 #ThighThursday / #ThickThursday offering.
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧: throne.com/polysquared
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I have news for yall in the morning (it's good dont worry) but I've been up all night hustling. Wake me up (in 2 hrs) to a tip to cover coffee and I'll spoil yall rotten tomorrow.
$10 at cashapp or Kofi please 😘
$10 at cashapp or Kofi please 😘
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I have news for yall in the morning (it's good dont worry) but I've been up all night hustling. Wake me up (in 2 hrs) to a tip to cover coffee and I'll spoil yall rotten tomorrow.
$10 at cashapp or Kofi please 😘
$10 at cashapp or Kofi please 😘
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Everyone better thank @shhdonttell28.bsky.social for the generous tip i just received 😭😭
And this post.
The rest of you need to do and be better. It shouldn't be up to fellow creators to help each other out no matter how much I appreciate each and every one of you 🫶🏻
I'm at $150 left for rent
And this post.
The rest of you need to do and be better. It shouldn't be up to fellow creators to help each other out no matter how much I appreciate each and every one of you 🫶🏻
I'm at $150 left for rent
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Everyone better thank @shhdonttell28.bsky.social for the generous tip i just received 😭😭
And this post.
The rest of you need to do and be better. It shouldn't be up to fellow creators to help each other out no matter how much I appreciate each and every one of you 🫶🏻
I'm at $150 left for rent
And this post.
The rest of you need to do and be better. It shouldn't be up to fellow creators to help each other out no matter how much I appreciate each and every one of you 🫶🏻
I'm at $150 left for rent
Can anyone help this lady pay her rent? She's been sick lately and can't work, so anything will help
So yeah, I'll see most of y'all when I start seeing little $$$ notifications pop up on my phone. $185 off of rent still. 🫶🏻
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can anyone help this lady pay her rent? She's been sick lately and can't work, so anything will help