Lord Chutney
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Why do some people think it so impossible they’ve got the wrong number?
I get occasional calls for someone at Guys
”No - you haven’t received a call from this number”
“No - you do not want me operating on you”
“As I told you last week you have the wrong number”
I get occasional calls for someone at Guys
”No - you haven’t received a call from this number”
“No - you do not want me operating on you”
“As I told you last week you have the wrong number”
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why do some people think it so impossible they’ve got the wrong number?
I get occasional calls for someone at Guys
”No - you haven’t received a call from this number”
“No - you do not want me operating on you”
“As I told you last week you have the wrong number”
I get occasional calls for someone at Guys
”No - you haven’t received a call from this number”
“No - you do not want me operating on you”
“As I told you last week you have the wrong number”
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I assume that the "universal values" the Netherlands talks about also extends to upcoming major international events like - oh the Winter Olympics and World Cup (both of which they've happily been in qualification stages with the target of their boycott)... which Eurovision happens to land between.
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I assume that the "universal values" the Netherlands talks about also extends to upcoming major international events like - oh the Winter Olympics and World Cup (both of which they've happily been in qualification stages with the target of their boycott)... which Eurovision happens to land between.
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As someone who gets up in the middle of the night, I get to see most of the shard lighting tests in October and November… and this year‘s Xmas selection are rubbish.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As someone who gets up in the middle of the night, I get to see most of the shard lighting tests in October and November… and this year‘s Xmas selection are rubbish.
I’m sure Martin hopes he’s taking “clear and decisive steps”… I don’t see anything to actually address the issue myself, other than some vague hope it’ll sort itself out.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m sure Martin hopes he’s taking “clear and decisive steps”… I don’t see anything to actually address the issue myself, other than some vague hope it’ll sort itself out.
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ME REMEMBER FALLEN!
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ME REMEMBER FALLEN!
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Louvre should have had good sense to employ Beefeaters buff.ly/OcQTxqo
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Louvre should have had good sense to employ Beefeaters buff.ly/OcQTxqo
"Rossi was the name of his stepfather, who at the time was Rhode Island's premiere Engelbert Humperdinck impersonator."
I did not know Rhode Island was such a hotbed of Engelbert impersonators.
I did not know Rhode Island was such a hotbed of Engelbert impersonators.
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Rossi was the name of his stepfather, who at the time was Rhode Island's premiere Engelbert Humperdinck impersonator."
I did not know Rhode Island was such a hotbed of Engelbert impersonators.
I did not know Rhode Island was such a hotbed of Engelbert impersonators.
Tron: Ares - wtf were they thinking?
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Tron: Ares - wtf were they thinking?
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NEWS! Prince Andrew to keep the title of 'Randy Andy' newsthump.com/2025/10/17/p...
Prince Andrew to keep the title of ‘Randy Andy’
Prince Andrew is to lose his royal titles, but will keep the official moniker of ‘Randy Andy’, according to Palace officials. The move comes following prolonged speculation about his re…
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October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
NEWS! Prince Andrew to keep the title of 'Randy Andy' newsthump.com/2025/10/17/p...
Misogyny and Racism in the Met… well I never.
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Misogyny and Racism in the Met… well I never.
Doesn't he look tired
“I’m really good at this stuff.* Your countries are going to hell.”
— President tRump, speaking the United Nations.
*Except for pronouncing "Acetaminophen"
— President tRump, speaking the United Nations.
*Except for pronouncing "Acetaminophen"
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Doesn't he look tired
Imagine being the most powerful man on the planet and wasting your time with that press conference.
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Imagine being the most powerful man on the planet and wasting your time with that press conference.
September 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
September 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wonderful dream last night involving the Princess of Wales (incumbent) having her arm bitten off by a shark whilst out for a swim.
August 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Wonderful dream last night involving the Princess of Wales (incumbent) having her arm bitten off by a shark whilst out for a swim.
Hang on, they didn’t pick the weird obviously-second-choice city for a change? I know there aren’t many choices in Austria, but I was looking forward to Innsbruck reusing their Olympic logo - again.
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Hang on, they didn’t pick the weird obviously-second-choice city for a change? I know there aren’t many choices in Austria, but I was looking forward to Innsbruck reusing their Olympic logo - again.