Lord Arse! 🕹️
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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk.
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I went to the doctors the other day. I told him that I felt like "a pair of curtains".
He sectioned me.
🤣
He sectioned me.
🤣
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I went to the doctors the other day. I told him that I felt like "a pair of curtains".
He sectioned me.
🤣
He sectioned me.
🤣
You can only but try! 😅
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
You can only but try! 😅
Mono! That's a name I've not heard mentioned for a very long time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mono! That's a name I've not heard mentioned for a very long time.
That's SHTS! Wait, that's not the best acronym 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
That's SHTS! Wait, that's not the best acronym 😂
Six Hour Tattoo Session would be an incredible band name.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Six Hour Tattoo Session would be an incredible band name.
Yes, and I've put liberal amounts of salt and vinegar on it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yes, and I've put liberal amounts of salt and vinegar on it.
Fair play. How about my jumbo?
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Fair play. How about my jumbo?
Want me to send the chopper?
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Want me to send the chopper?
This is the correct answer.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is the correct answer.
Always butter with jam but here's my question... Butter and peanut butter or just peanut butter? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Always butter with jam but here's my question... Butter and peanut butter or just peanut butter? 🤔
Looking forward to the imminent "Beigecoin".
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Looking forward to the imminent "Beigecoin".