Lord Arse! 🕹️
@lordarse.com
Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk.
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Chicken or ham don't take long.
Garlic sausage, meaty tongue.
You can make them special, bake them, grill or fry them.
Just try them, eat them you can't beat them.
More please, with some hot cheese!
Mattessons make them, and there's no doubt.
All the mmmm's in there, you bring it out.
Garlic sausage, meaty tongue.
You can make them special, bake them, grill or fry them.
Just try them, eat them you can't beat them.
More please, with some hot cheese!
Mattessons make them, and there's no doubt.
All the mmmm's in there, you bring it out.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Chicken or ham don't take long.
Garlic sausage, meaty tongue.
You can make them special, bake them, grill or fry them.
Just try them, eat them you can't beat them.
More please, with some hot cheese!
Mattessons make them, and there's no doubt.
All the mmmm's in there, you bring it out.
Garlic sausage, meaty tongue.
You can make them special, bake them, grill or fry them.
Just try them, eat them you can't beat them.
More please, with some hot cheese!
Mattessons make them, and there's no doubt.
All the mmmm's in there, you bring it out.
BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL*
Offer me up to 10% off ANYTHING in my eBay store and I'll likely accept. Anything over 10%, I'll consider.
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
*if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
Offer me up to 10% off ANYTHING in my eBay store and I'll likely accept. Anything over 10%, I'll consider.
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
*if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL*
Offer me up to 10% off ANYTHING in my eBay store and I'll likely accept. Anything over 10%, I'll consider.
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
*if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
Offer me up to 10% off ANYTHING in my eBay store and I'll likely accept. Anything over 10%, I'll consider.
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
*if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
To all my US friends... have a wonderful turnkey dinner day! Gobble gobble! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To all my US friends... have a wonderful turnkey dinner day! Gobble gobble! 🦃
"Deeply disappointing"
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Deeply disappointing"
Quote post a good face.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Quote post a good face.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to mummy!
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to mummy!
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to mummy!
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to mummy!
Got plans for now but confirmation without adjusting any settings or performing an update that it works straight out of the box.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Got plans for now but confirmation without adjusting any settings or performing an update that it works straight out of the box.
20 minutes of faffing around behind the TV and finding a UK plug and USB-C cable to power it but... it's alive!
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
20 minutes of faffing around behind the TV and finding a UK plug and USB-C cable to power it but... it's alive!
That's all my Evercade stuff listed. If this handheld is your cup of tea, then fill your boots!
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That's all my Evercade stuff listed. If this handheld is your cup of tea, then fill your boots!
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
For #randomgamesaturday it's got to be an N64 title and one that I've ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED BEFORE... until later today when I put my Analogue 3D through it's paces.
Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Conker's Bad Fur Day!
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
For #randomgamesaturday it's got to be an N64 title and one that I've ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED BEFORE... until later today when I put my Analogue 3D through it's paces.
Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Conker's Bad Fur Day!
She's basically a Goddess.
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
She's basically a Goddess.
The SNEZZZ was first released 35 years ago today!
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The SNEZZZ was first released 35 years ago today!
I call bullshit. Everyone knows he's Hugh Jelly's dad.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I call bullshit. Everyone knows he's Hugh Jelly's dad.
