Loquacious Scribble, PhD
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Museum professional, Historian of Science, Teacher, and some other stuff.
I gave at the office.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I gave at the office.
And so Sauce we all.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And so Sauce we all.
The Pastafarians!
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December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Pastafarians!
I'd settle for a, "I've been working my ass off perfecting my skills since I was 12. God has got more important things to worry about."
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'd settle for a, "I've been working my ass off perfecting my skills since I was 12. God has got more important things to worry about."
If you believe in one of the Abrahamic faiths, maybe. Satan is unique to them. Flying Spaghetti Monster, not so much.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you believe in one of the Abrahamic faiths, maybe. Satan is unique to them. Flying Spaghetti Monster, not so much.
I assume these "gyms" are really going to be spas so the 1% can enjoy massages and hot tubs during layovers and delays and have them funded by the department of transportation.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I assume these "gyms" are really going to be spas so the 1% can enjoy massages and hot tubs during layovers and delays and have them funded by the department of transportation.
Am I the only one who assumes these airport gyms will in reality be high-end spas for first class customers to get a massage, hot tub, and schvitz during layovers and not for the hoi-polloi at all?
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Am I the only one who assumes these airport gyms will in reality be high-end spas for first class customers to get a massage, hot tub, and schvitz during layovers and not for the hoi-polloi at all?
Some come with fleece lining. They are my go-to winter going-to-the-gym-to-swim-laps slides.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Some come with fleece lining. They are my go-to winter going-to-the-gym-to-swim-laps slides.
It's like a jingle zebra but without the stripes.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's like a jingle zebra but without the stripes.
Baltimore homicides are at their lowest point in 50 years. But we have a black mayor so we must be a crime-ridden hell-hole.
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Baltimore homicides are at their lowest point in 50 years. But we have a black mayor so we must be a crime-ridden hell-hole.
So you’ve read my memoirs.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So you’ve read my memoirs.
I have a serious question. Why are all these announcements aligned center? I find that annoying.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have a serious question. Why are all these announcements aligned center? I find that annoying.
I was more fond of the sequel. It amused the same part of me that liked The Young Ones.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYlq...
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"This is Your Brain" '90s Anti-Drug PSA ft RACHAEL LEIGH COOK
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December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was more fond of the sequel. It amused the same part of me that liked The Young Ones.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYlq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYlq...
I'd like to know what you are talking about but I am terrified to google "Butker Doink." I learned my lesson when I researched how to remove the rust from my high school trombone to sell it on ebay.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'd like to know what you are talking about but I am terrified to google "Butker Doink." I learned my lesson when I researched how to remove the rust from my high school trombone to sell it on ebay.
Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast.
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast.
I admitted I was sloppy. I hastily compared someone calling for the death penalty for alleged criminals before their trial and someone pardoning an alleged criminal before their trial while explaining a fake headline in a satirical newspaper who did the exact same thing.
Oh the humanity!
Oh the humanity!
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I admitted I was sloppy. I hastily compared someone calling for the death penalty for alleged criminals before their trial and someone pardoning an alleged criminal before their trial while explaining a fake headline in a satirical newspaper who did the exact same thing.
Oh the humanity!
Oh the humanity!
<sigh>You are correct. Pardon my grievous sin of using inaccurate short hand to compare two apparently wildly different legal outcomes in such an ignorant, and slap dash manner in an attempt to explain a joke. Good work today my friend. You are the real hero in this chaotic coo-coo world. Good work.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
<sigh>You are correct. Pardon my grievous sin of using inaccurate short hand to compare two apparently wildly different legal outcomes in such an ignorant, and slap dash manner in an attempt to explain a joke. Good work today my friend. You are the real hero in this chaotic coo-coo world. Good work.
Two days ago
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Two days ago
They killed "Hillarycare" in the 90's. That's how long the GOP had to come up with better healthcare reform if that was sincerely their goal.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
They killed "Hillarycare" in the 90's. That's how long the GOP had to come up with better healthcare reform if that was sincerely their goal.
Next up, Humbert Humbert as the model for recruiting Foster Parents.
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Next up, Humbert Humbert as the model for recruiting Foster Parents.
I am not saying the Onion article is funny or not tasteless. These are subjective calls. But a lot of people didn't seem to get the reference, which is a shame. This is an infamous event in the history of NYC and Trump and it should not be forgotten.
To learn more:
www.pbs.org/kenburns/the...
To learn more:
www.pbs.org/kenburns/the...
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December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am not saying the Onion article is funny or not tasteless. These are subjective calls. But a lot of people didn't seem to get the reference, which is a shame. This is an infamous event in the history of NYC and Trump and it should not be forgotten.
To learn more:
www.pbs.org/kenburns/the...
To learn more:
www.pbs.org/kenburns/the...
Judging by the posts, not least in the Onion's feed, a lot of people have no idea about the reference.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Judging by the posts, not least in the Onion's feed, a lot of people have no idea about the reference.
Your original post suggested very strongly that you were not in fact aware of it. Because if you were aware of the ad it would be VERY clear what the Onion is parodying and it is NOT based on "literally nothing." It's based on a specific, infamous act by our president.
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Your original post suggested very strongly that you were not in fact aware of it. Because if you were aware of the ad it would be VERY clear what the Onion is parodying and it is NOT based on "literally nothing." It's based on a specific, infamous act by our president.