Grumpy Goblin Dawg
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Grumpy Goblin Dawg
@loosewheelnz.bsky.social
Occasionally adults
Toasted🥪 aficionado, 🥜🧈fan
No terfs, terds, racists or a’holes
GenX no f*cks given
nolite te bastardes carborundorum
🐶🐈‍⬛ wrangler & servant
Gin, make it a double
cis she/her/ia. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally
Born 324.23ppm. ex 🐦🗑️🔥
Te Whanganui-a-tara, Aotearoa
Once upon a time I collected books & read & read, but one’s menopausal brain just hasn’t clicked with them again, I’d love to though
A smol goblin dawg came into my life nearly 3 years ago, & for some reason I seem to now collect dog toys… he does not need any more 🤣
Lately it seems to be jigsaw 🧩
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Israel for everything they do. Absolutely cruel evil people they are
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
OMFG get in my tummy you good crackling!
#kai
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Universal sign for don’t be a dick and park over the area dedicated for pedestrians to cross

Funny thing is I saw them get back in their car about 30mins later, they walked past the rear of their car and didn’t even notice
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Sorry not sorry 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
At the ‘is he deaf or is he just ignoring me’ stage in life with my boy 🐈‍⬛
Doesn’t stop if looks could kill though 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They’re holidaying in Rakiura it seems 😆
#EQC
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Get thee to bed servant! Now!
🐈‍⬛🇳🇿
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Sunday night #kai
Fresh asparagus, homemade fries, and Chatham Islands blue cod
Nomnom! 🤤
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If you haven’t already, watch ‘Dark Winds’ on Netflix
You’ll get to see this legend in Season 3
Plus it’s a Sundance production.

www.netflix.com/us/title/816...
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I mean… fuck me bored
When is this nightmare going to end!
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What’s trending this season… more fucking brown, green & fucking beige, that’s what.
But ooh wait, let’s add in a pastel pink, cause they can… arghhhh!
Nope nope and more nope

My worst nightmare in an email!
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Bought this on a recent trip. Sadly not to Switzerland..
I think dinner tomorrow night is sorted 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The book Hutu and Kawa
My mum had it as a little girl. She’s still got it. They’ve reproduced it. I got this copy at Te Papa
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I begrudgingly have insta
They’re updating their privacy settings

I don’t interact (knowingly) with AI
I see more blocking in my future
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Joys of WFH…
When one has the cat on their shoulder, the goblin dawg has FAFO
🐶🇳🇿
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I got the same love letter tonight
But somethings not quite the same…
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Wondering what to do with too many lemons… cut them in quarters. Freeze them in bags and all good and ready for gin o’clock! 😍
Have about a dozen of these in the freezer right now! And limes.
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My jet black good boi 🐈‍⬛ is 17. He’s got the odd dapple of grey. Tonight I noticed his toe beans hair is very grey
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Update re all the us gov accounts coming here 🤣🤣🤣 block lists for the win
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
and now the fucking dept of state too
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Theyve already been caught on the ‘right wing propoganda’ list for me 🤣🤣
October 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Baahaa they’ve been caught on the right wing propoganda list 🤣🤣
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh good fucking lawd, they’re here…
October 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Phew
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM