Amy Ash
@lolennui.bsky.social
I write jokes and tinker with cameras. Contributing features and headlines @ The Onion.
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brutal attack on santa dog but you tell me violent crime isn’t out of control
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
brutal attack on santa dog but you tell me violent crime isn’t out of control
I do not need another camera but look how chic she is in all black
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I do not need another camera but look how chic she is in all black
you wake from a nightmare only to realize you’re still in the nightmare and there’s a guy in the corner who talks backwards
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
you wake from a nightmare only to realize you’re still in the nightmare and there’s a guy in the corner who talks backwards
they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live
tfw you witness journalistic malpractice
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
tfw you witness journalistic malpractice
me explaining pluribus to my mom
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me explaining pluribus to my mom
please keep an eye out for four little legs, if any member of the public has four little legs please return them ASAP, no questions asked
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
please keep an eye out for four little legs, if any member of the public has four little legs please return them ASAP, no questions asked
Ilford Delta 400 might be my favorite, here it is shot and developed @ 1600
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ilford Delta 400 might be my favorite, here it is shot and developed @ 1600
I was checking out what this film looks like developed at 800 and found one of my favorite genres of dog picture, the vortex
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was checking out what this film looks like developed at 800 and found one of my favorite genres of dog picture, the vortex
writing essay is my passion
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
writing essay is my passion
He tried to fight an owl and it just stared down from the tree blankly like “why this rat so mad”
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He tried to fight an owl and it just stared down from the tree blankly like “why this rat so mad”
Yeah I’m not hunting this thing. That’s a dinosaur. That thing is none of my business
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah I’m not hunting this thing. That’s a dinosaur. That thing is none of my business
I have a Maxxum 50 too and she is so Y2K, I love her
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have a Maxxum 50 too and she is so Y2K, I love her
Minolta Maxxum 70, the unsexiest model of dependable dad cameras. Throw on a prime lens and it’s light enough to take anywhere. (It hasn’t suffered hype pricing so this is our little secret, sshhh.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Minolta Maxxum 70, the unsexiest model of dependable dad cameras. Throw on a prime lens and it’s light enough to take anywhere. (It hasn’t suffered hype pricing so this is our little secret, sshhh.)
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
this is your child before and after getting brainwashed at COLLEGE
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is your child before and after getting brainwashed at COLLEGE
planting more milkweed in hopes of getting the oi! punk caterpillar next year
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
planting more milkweed in hopes of getting the oi! punk caterpillar next year
photography is my passion
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
photography is my passion
This is the last butterfly of the year that I actually saw emerge, and when I took a picture it looked like the cover of her memoir
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is the last butterfly of the year that I actually saw emerge, and when I took a picture it looked like the cover of her memoir
Somehow the cat being named Joe Biden is just the icing on the cake
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Somehow the cat being named Joe Biden is just the icing on the cake