The Dread Pirate Lola
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Not really a pirate, mom, hairstylist, ANTIFA, BLM, prochoice, feminist, grammarian, book nerd, probably not the droid you're looking for. she/her.
Reposted by The Dread Pirate Lola
Someone else said it but it bears repeating:
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Someone else said it but it bears repeating:
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
Get that expensive disaster away from me, please and thank you.
a woman with red hair is sitting in front of a microphone with the words absolutely not above her
ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting in front of a microphone with the words absolutely not above her
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December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Get that expensive disaster away from me, please and thank you.
Sounds like something a Kremlin Karen would say.
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sounds like something a Kremlin Karen would say.
Girl, I had a tequila coco loco and a mango habanero margarita and then an edible when we got home. My sheets are all in the wind!
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Girl, I had a tequila coco loco and a mango habanero margarita and then an edible when we got home. My sheets are all in the wind!
I say it like app-ricot
But I also know a lot of people who say ape-ricot
Idfk
But I also know a lot of people who say ape-ricot
Idfk
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I say it like app-ricot
But I also know a lot of people who say ape-ricot
Idfk
But I also know a lot of people who say ape-ricot
Idfk
I'm so sorry that you and your sister know this on such a deeply personal level 💔 Your ability and willingness to publicly share your experience to inform and educate speaks volumes about you, your compassion and empathy are hard earned 🫂💜
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm so sorry that you and your sister know this on such a deeply personal level 💔 Your ability and willingness to publicly share your experience to inform and educate speaks volumes about you, your compassion and empathy are hard earned 🫂💜
Literally me right now 😹
a cartoon cat says well well well in red letters on a green background
ALT: a cartoon cat says well well well in red letters on a green background
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December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Literally me right now 😹
She's the new Sharon and her incinerated pumpkin pie 😹😹😹
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
She's the new Sharon and her incinerated pumpkin pie 😹😹😹
I'm just trying not to tint my reputation.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm just trying not to tint my reputation.
I ain't handing them White Out 😹😹😹
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I ain't handing them White Out 😹😹😹
Nobody wants to have a completely revised hairline for a day 😹
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Nobody wants to have a completely revised hairline for a day 😹
I hand my guests a color removing wipe so they can scrub their hairline at a comfortable pressure, I'm afraid I'll go too hard 😹 we're constantly fighting the highlights at the hairline!
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I hand my guests a color removing wipe so they can scrub their hairline at a comfortable pressure, I'm afraid I'll go too hard 😹 we're constantly fighting the highlights at the hairline!
And I am not the least bit shocked to see only white meat.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
And I am not the least bit shocked to see only white meat.
Thanksgiving: Desiccated and desecrated. Maybe she cooked the entire meal using the heat of her cross as she lies.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Thanksgiving: Desiccated and desecrated. Maybe she cooked the entire meal using the heat of her cross as she lies.
I see only desiccated white turkey meat. Fuckin plain ass green beans and carrots? These people actively avoid joy in their lives every single day.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I see only desiccated white turkey meat. Fuckin plain ass green beans and carrots? These people actively avoid joy in their lives every single day.
As dry as Ben Shapiro's wife 😹😹😹☠️☠️☠️😹😹😹
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As dry as Ben Shapiro's wife 😹😹😹☠️☠️☠️😹😹😹
Them potatoes are as dry as a republican woman.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Them potatoes are as dry as a republican woman.
The only seasoning used was salt, and far too much I'm sure.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The only seasoning used was salt, and far too much I'm sure.
Oh look, the whitest of white tables, also the blandest of the bland. Thanks, I hate it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh look, the whitest of white tables, also the blandest of the bland. Thanks, I hate it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM